Having Your Cake, Eating It Too -- Mutual Exclusivity Thread

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Fri June 23, 2023 1:40 pm

What can you not have both ways, though you wish you could?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Fri June 23, 2023 5:52 pm

I wish I could drink lots of whiskey and never get a hangover. Or generally drink a lot of alcohol, do drugs and smoke cigarettes yet still be very healthy.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri June 23, 2023 6:10 pm

I wish cake didn’t have calories.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri June 23, 2023 6:11 pm

tree_ wrote:I wish I could drink lots of whiskey and never get a hangover. Or generally drink a lot of alcohol, do drugs and smoke cigarettes yet still be very healthy.

Just do pure cut heroin every day and you’ll be fine.

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri June 23, 2023 6:24 pm

spike wrote:I wish cake didn’t have calories.

Heck yeah

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri June 23, 2023 6:44 pm

guys, cake doesn't have any calories.

besides, you're burning calories when you chew.

eat the cake.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri June 23, 2023 6:45 pm

with whole milk on the side..go nuts

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri June 23, 2023 6:49 pm

hell yeah, drink a gallon.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Sat June 24, 2023 4:53 pm

Being both on and in something

Post by **Bammer** » Sat June 24, 2023 11:04 pm

I don’t like where Tree went with this thread. It should be about things that you CAN double-dip.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Sat June 24, 2023 11:09 pm

I will allow it

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Sat June 24, 2023 11:10 pm

tree_ wrote:Being both on and in something

Someone *

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Sun June 25, 2023 12:35 am

tree_ wrote:Being both on and in something

this is called sex, tree.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun June 25, 2023 12:43 am

having everyone shutting the and fuck up

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Sun June 25, 2023 12:46 am

Strat wrote:
tree_ wrote:Being both on and in something
this is called sex, tree.

Thanks for explaining the joke, chud

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