The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Just had a nice drop. The kind where it tells like a lot has come out and your body is the better for it. We’ll give the wipe 6.5/10. Not the best but certainly not the worst.
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Dropped another big log, snaked around the bowl. Minimal wiping.
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Another sizable dump just now. I figured I got it all out this morning. Maybe everyone is right and I AM full of shit.
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good for you guys

happy to hear

my poop smelled today made me wonder if i ate something bad yday
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Easy push out of a fairly big log. Though it looked mangled and a piece broke off. Easy wipe also.

Weird that I’ve had big logs on three consecutive days since my fiber intake hasn’t been good this week
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Had to drop separate logs off at different times this AM, so that's annoying. But, wiping was easy.
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Sometimes an easy wipe makes up for everything else.
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droppin some plop right now

more work than it should be
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I had spicy pasta last night...3x so far
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yeah i think my hibachi last night if F-ing with me

onto like my 4-5th small round constipated / diarrhetic event

smells like crap all right
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doug rr wrote:I had spicy pasta last night...3x so far
3 for me today too.
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96up, when are you going to do the suprep regime?
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what age do they recommend it? 45?
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I don't think I poopied yesterday, but I can't remember. Despite not eating lunch yesterday though, I do feel one approaching.
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96583UP wrote:what age do they recommend it? 45?
yeah
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Part disappeared down the bowl, but a good portion remained visible of an above average log. Pushed out a mini-twix bar as well. The wiping was average. I'll take it.
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Airport stalls are just a symphony of pooping noises. I’m surprised Coach doesn’t hang out in them more.
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Please see the new pearl jam album thread for any of my recent poop updates.
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Juann, is Busch's a grocery store?
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Yes, it's a fancy grocery store where everything costs 50% more than at Meijer for no reason.
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