Have you ever had to escape from a place?

[JuanHamm]

Tell us your exciting story

[JuanHamm]

Escape rooms don't count (tree)

[E.H. Ruddock]

One time in college i was underage and at a house party that got busted. The backyard was fenced in and they had about 50 of us back there and they were checking IDs. I jumped the fence and ran down to the busy boulevard at the beach and blended in. Does that count?

[96583UP]

i also once ran from cops at a house party and jumped over a back fence and hid in the woods and they followed searching the woods and i hid and then ran to a house of a person i knew and hid in their basement

[wease]

Back in the day during summer vacation, I went over to a female classmate’s house for some summer lovin’. We’re getting into it, some articles of clothing of both parties are removed and one of her parents walks in. Luckily the door was a hallway and room away from the living room we’re in, so I hit the sliding door and zip across lawns, Flash-style.

[96583UP]

awww yissss early tales of Mrs. Wease's hotass sister nibbling at the fruit of the tree of good and evil

[wease]

Mrs Wease has no sister and I never knew her then. We didn’t meet until I had been out of high school for a while. She’s younger than me. We’re not even from the same town.

[96583UP]

awww yisssss of course she don't exist then how can anyone else have a chance to tap dat hot asss keep it all ofr yo' self sis asss awww yisssss what happens in nashville stays in nashvilleeeeeeee

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Back in the day during summer vacation, I went over to a female classmate’s house for some summer lovin’. We’re getting into it, some articles of clothing of both parties are removed and one of her parents walks in. Luckily the door was a hallway and room away from the living room we’re in, so I hit the sliding door and zip across lawns, Flash-style.

Are you saying the parent walked into the house from outside?

[doug rr]

a married lady's apartment

[wease]

Back in the day during summer vacation, I went over to a female classmate’s house for some summer lovin’. We’re getting into it, some articles of clothing of both parties are removed and one of her parents walks in. Luckily the door was a hallway and room away from the living room we’re in, so I hit the sliding door and zip across lawns, Flash-style.

Are you saying the parent walked into the house from outside?

Yes indeed

[96583UP]

did you find a quiet place to finish off

[96583UP]

to yourself

you know

since the process had already begun

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I like how he said one of the parents because both parents are men.

[96583UP]

let's face facts: Mrs. Wease's sister is one hot piece of ace

[lennytheweedwhacker]

let's face facts: Mrs. Wease's sister is one hot piece of ace

I hit that once and tbh it was perfect.

[96583UP]

let's face facts: Mrs. Wease's sister is one hot piece of ace

I hit that once and tbh it was perfect.

she never knew how much she loved the bbc until she met lenny

[wease]

I like how he said one of the parents because both parents are men.

I said that because I don’t remember which one. I think it was her mom but I don’t know for sure. It was a long time ago.

[96583UP]

awwwwww yissss after sampling Mrs. Wease’s sister’s tasty nectar time to go in deep for the motherload with Mama Wease awwwww yisssss experienced love making a seductive romp through the garden of Weasennnnnnnn

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I like how he said one of the parents because both parents are men.

I said that because I don’t remember which one. I think it was her mom but I don’t know for sure. It was a long time ago.

It was her gay grandmother.