Wallets

[dad]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

[dad]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

[Ello Sailor]

If this thread dies to a Lenny quote pyramid, I'm going to beat him to death.

[dad]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.

[dad]

If this thread dies to a Lenny quote pyramid, I'm going to beat him to death.

Quitcher bitchin.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.

I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.

[dad]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.

I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.

I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.

I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.

I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.

It would awesome if you could talk to people on your wallet.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Ello Sailor]

All on the cloud. He's a psycho, not stupid.

[dad]

How many gbs of useless backup photos do we think Jorge has?

if he's got any photos of asses backing up they can't all be useless.

[dad]

Great, now I can’t find my phone.

Have you checked your wallet?

I might’ve lost that too.

Have you checked your crack?

That was the first place I checked.

I hope you didn't lose it on a rollercoaster.

I’ve never been on one. I’m afraid I’d lose my wallet.

I get it. Climbing a pyramid is a much safer thrill when it comes to keeping your wallet secure.

I'm worried I'd lose my phone on a pyramid.

It would awesome if you could talk to people on your wallet.

that idea is so money.

[Higgs]

I have a wallet but it stays at home by the front door pretty much all the time now. I use my phone for everything and only have an issue on those rare occasions that I have to provide ID.

In fact I am so used to not having my wallet with me my arse literally hurts after driving with it in my back pocket for any length of time if I do happen to take it with me. My arse wallet muscles have dissolved into nothing.

[The Argonaut]

It's a bad idea to leave the house without ID, guys. And you should always have a little cash, just in case. (And special note to Higgs: sitting on your wallet can cause your spine to buckle and twist, so be careful.)

Maybe you guys should pair your purchase of a new slim wallet with a small bag, like a cross-body bag or a fanny pack or a purse or a backpack.

I've taken to wearing this on short outings:

[Jorge]

How do you feel about this wallet

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0844 ... UTF8&psc=1

[E.H. Ruddock]

That’s similar to what i use now. Until my phone case arrives Wednesday.

It’s ok. I like that it limits how much you can jam in there so you don’t end up with a George Costanza wallet

[Higgs]

It's a bad idea to leave the house without ID, guys. And you should always have a little cash, just in case. (And special note to Higgs: sitting on your wallet can cause your spine to buckle and twist, so be careful.)

Maybe you guys should pair your purchase of a new slim wallet with a small bag, like a cross-body bag or a fanny pack or a purse or a backpack.

I've taken to wearing this on short outings:

Thanks for the concern. Duly noted.

This sort of thing is what the lovely little eshays of my little corner of the world wear. Wankers all sadly.

[dad]

I've been looking at something like the cross-body packs for our Euro trip next year, but something I can keep under a shirt. I'm fully okay with wearing one over a shirt but don't want to risk someone unbuckling it. Maybe I'm being a little too paranoid about pickpockets.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D1XRUJG?re ... ZN2VHF8XSP