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If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
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I thought that’s what Daft Punk is.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
How do you know we haven’t
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I went to the future once.

It’s not that great.
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dad wrote:I went to the future once.

It’s not that great.
Let’s kill ourselves
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I went to the future once.

It’s not that great.
Let’s kill ourselves
It’s not that bad.

It’s mostly the lawlessness and the ugly people.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
Cuz it didn't happen yet.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
How do you know we haven’t
I’m going with this answer as well.
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If time travel is real, it's not how the movies show it.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:My theory is that if time happens, it will only be possible from the point of realized technical capability and forward of that. So like if they realize the tech in 2024, then that’s the farthest back they could ever travel.
So only future time travel? What if they jump to 2134 then want to come back? If they can travel back to where they started, why not just turn the dial back even further?
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Time travel is real and I have done it
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Jorge wrote:Time travel is real and I have done it
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tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:My theory is that if time happens, it will only be possible from the point of realized technical capability and forward of that. So like if they realize the tech in 2024, then that’s the farthest back they could ever travel.
So only future time travel? What if they jump to 2134 then want to come back? If they can travel back to where they started, why not just turn the dial back even further?
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