as a defense mechanismBurtReynolds wrote:she'd probably laugh.
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Did you call her by her first name or just mom?BurtReynolds wrote:Just ran into to prettiest girl I ever slept with. Damn she's still hot. She seemed cordial, but cold. I think she was annoyed at me for seeing where she worked.
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone
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Why would she be? Was it a strange place to work?BurtReynolds wrote:Just ran into to prettiest girl I ever slept with. Damn she's still hot. She seemed cordial, but cold. I think she was annoyed at me for seeing where she worked.
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It was an animal testing lab
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it's windy and raining this morning. normally, my wife takes the dog for a walk, and the dog will take her morning crap. since the dog didn't go on a walk, she stepped outside once to pee, and now she's pacing through the kitchen and living room, no doubt having to poop. I let her out once after she scratched at the door, but she just hides under the patio furniture. At one point she started to walk on the grass but got freaked out by some lightning.
Poor thing.
Poor thing.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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1st world dog problems
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totally.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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taking the dog to the vet this morning for a couple of shots that are due...pretty sure he will get there and shit on the floor like he does 80% of the time..
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who cleans it up?
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is he old or incontinent or both?doug rr wrote:taking the dog to the vet this morning for a couple of shots that are due...pretty sure he will get there and shit on the floor like he does 80% of the time..
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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the veterinary science term is "president"dad wrote:is he old or incontinent or both?doug rr wrote:taking the dog to the vet this morning for a couple of shots that are due...pretty sure he will get there and shit on the floor like he does 80% of the time..
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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he's 15...deaf and half blind..he hates the vet and the groomer..his bowels let loose all the time in those 2 places..nowhere else but there..I'm proud of him...I always carry poop bags but most of the time they will clean it up...apparently a lot of them do it
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spent 10 minutes walking around the building with him before the appointment..he pee'd twice...we got inside the exam room and he pooped..right on cue..
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you think your dog tells his friends about how much you poop at the grocery store?doug rr wrote:spent 10 minutes walking around the building with him before the appointment..he pee'd twice...we got inside the exam room and he pooped..right on cue..