Why is everything so goddamned beige?

[JuanHamm]

Beige is making a comeback (but don't call it one)

[BurtReynolds]

It's a symptom of man's increasing domestication and passivity.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Figures.

What do you mean?

[BurtReynolds]

The old me would have said that you are the living avatar of beige on earth, but the fact that you reactively rebel against my beige theory is proof that there is still some fight left in you. A passionate heart still beats in your chest. But you need to channel that anger away from kneejerk contradiction into something more pure. More free. Join me. Don't fight me.

[JuanHamm]

Hey Lenny, let's paint Burt's Corvette beige

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Hey Lenny, let's paint Burt's Corvette beige

buying the paint rn

[spike]

Hey Lenny, let's paint Burt's Corvette beige

I bet the interior is beige.

[BurtReynolds]

Look at this travesty

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Burt is beige.

[Anders]

Less beige would be good.

[BurtReynolds]

https://www.tiktok.com/@sadbeige/video/ ... 86?lang=en

[lennytheweedwhacker]

For walls in the house I'd take beige right now over the many gray shades that have been so prevalent. I like them at times, but other times they just feel cold.

Beige feels like a hug. A nice Burt hug.

[BurtReynolds]

Glad to see my war on beige is taking off.

[spike]

Start em young

[JuanHamm]

Start em young

Gross

[Jorge]

Is this beige

[bodysnatcher]

The most interesting thing about beige is how it’s spelled

[bodysnatcher]

[epilogue]

BEEEEEEEEEIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE

[BurtReynolds]

This is when I knew Kanye had gone insane:



His house would drive anyone mad.