Wonka

[tree_]

wonka wonka wonka

[BurtReynolds]

They're not even trying anymore.

[tree_]

it looks magical

[JuanHamm]

Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure regurgitation

[Jorge]

Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure regurgitation

Nice

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[bada]

8th grade school play level acting by Timmy.

[wease]

Looks terrible.

Guarantee Mrs Wease will want to see it.

[BurtReynolds]

Someone should suffer for this.

[wease]

Someone should suffer for this.

Everyone who watches it will

[tree_]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

[The Argonaut]

I think it's a kids movie, guys

[BurtReynolds]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

[tree_]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

You don't have to be original to light up a child. You need enthusiasm, joy, innocence, charm Chalamet appears to emit in oodles.

[BurtReynolds]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

You don't have to be original to light up a child. You need enthusiasm, joy, innocence, charm Chalamet appears to emit in oodles.

Your sarcasm is cynical. Stop being cynical.

[tree_]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

You don't have to be original to light up a child. You need enthusiasm, joy, innocence, charm Chalamet appears to emit in oodles.

Your sarcasm is cynical. Stop being cynical.

I just know what works from spending so much time with my two young children. This movie would make them giddy.

[McParadigm]

Willy Wonka’s capitalism origin story. A much-craved tale.

[Jorge]

Paddington is a nice kids movie from the same director. Maybe this will be alright.

[BurtReynolds]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

You don't have to be original to light up a child. You need enthusiasm, joy, innocence, charm Chalamet appears to emit in oodles.

Your sarcasm is cynical. Stop being cynical.

I just know what works from spending so much time with my two young children. This movie would make them giddy.

Oh. You were being serious.

[tree_]

I think it appears to radiate a childlike joy and innocence sorely needed in this cynical world of ours

The cloying, formulaic approach to childlike joy and innocence is itself a deeper form of cynicism. I am criticizing it precisely because of its cynicism.

You don't have to be original to light up a child. You need enthusiasm, joy, innocence, charm Chalamet appears to emit in oodles.

Your sarcasm is cynical. Stop being cynical.

I just know what works from spending so much time with my two young children. This movie would make them giddy.

Oh. You were being serious.

dude when you are used to watching reruns of Mickey Mouse Funhouse every day You start viewing children's content from a different perspective