Knifin' around: a thread about kitchen knives

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Jorge wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Some of the reviews don't look too hot for these Hattori Hanzō blades, chief.
I dunno man, I know a thing or two about kitchen knives.
Iron Chef Farah over here. Sheesh.

I do wonder how the one guy managed to take a chunk out of his knife. Looks like he tried to chop some metal with it. "IS THERE A WARRANTY!?" Hilarious. What a goober.
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There is! There is a lifetime warranty! It's one of the nice things about that company
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Jorge wrote:There is! There is a lifetime warranty! It's one of the nice things about that company
Until the company goes under.
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you mean Cutco?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:you mean Cutco?
I once bought 4 cutco steak knives...a friend of ours had a son who was selling them so we listened to the sales pitch and bought them to help him out..
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How'd they work out?
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i need a good set of knives, what do you guys recommend ?
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:you mean Cutco?
I once bought 4 cutco steak knives...a friend of ours had a son who was selling them so we listened to the sales pitch and bought them to help him out..
a co-worker asked me to meet with her son (thank god it was virtual) because he was starting out on a new venture. i didn't know it was for cutco going into it. i felt set up. i did not buy any of his crappy cutlery. now i feel like an ass.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:you mean Cutco?
I once bought 4 cutco steak knives...a friend of ours had a son who was selling them so we listened to the sales pitch and bought them to help him out..
a co-worker asked me to meet with her son (thank god it was virtual) because he was starting out on a new venture. i didn't know it was for cutco going into it. i felt set up. i did not buy any of his crappy cutlery. now i feel like an ass.
You could’ve bought them and just thrown them away like doug did.
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:you mean Cutco?
I once bought 4 cutco steak knives...a friend of ours had a son who was selling them so we listened to the sales pitch and bought them to help him out..
a co-worker asked me to meet with her son (thank god it was virtual) because he was starting out on a new venture. i didn't know it was for cutco going into it. i felt set up. i did not buy any of his crappy cutlery. now i feel like an ass.
You could’ve bought them and just thrown them away like doug did.
it must be nice . . .
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Jorge wrote:How'd they work out?
they're fine..still have them

btw, when I talk about throwing away paring knives its mostly these that I buy 6-12 at a time..

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doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:How'd they work out?
they're fine..still have them

btw, when I talk about throwing away paring knives its mostly these that I buy 6-12 at a time..

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i use those as well. but i sharpen mine instead of throwing them out when they get dull.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:How'd they work out?
they're fine..still have them

btw, when I talk about throwing away paring knives its mostly these that I buy 6-12 at a time..

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i use those as well. but i sharpen mine instead of throwing them out when they get dull.
doug can’t be bothered with changing a tire. You think he’s going to sharpen his own knives?
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Jorge wrote:How'd they work out?
they're fine..still have them

btw, when I talk about throwing away paring knives its mostly these that I buy 6-12 at a time..

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i use those as well. but i sharpen mine instead of throwing them out when they get dull.
doug can’t be bothered with changing a tire. You think he’s going to sharpen his own knives?
yeah good point. at the very least he could hire a person to sharpen the knives.
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I have a 2.5" bird's beak paring knife that I love
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Jorge wrote:There is! There is a lifetime warranty! It's one of the nice things about that company
Must be made by slave labor
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Doug calls Jorge's samurai knives ugly multiple times and then admits to using toy knives himself.

Just beat his ass already, big J.
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This is wild... guy makes a knife out of meat

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