It doesn't happen with regular pasta, so I don't know. But man, I was so relieved to discover this was due to squash and nothing more.wease wrote:Perhaps the tomato sauce played a small part, as well?Coach wrote:Yikes, multiple orange poos today.
Turns out - through my google search - that squash noodles can cause this. And, I had a medley of squash noodles (instead of pasta) with tomato sauce last night.
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D*mn. Not a squash eater so never experienced thatCoach wrote:Yikes, multiple orange poos today.
Turns out - through my google search - that squash noodles can cause this. And, I had a medley of squash noodles (instead of pasta) with tomato sauce last night.
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Does playing squash do anything to your poops?
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Just had a big ol' log that forced two flushes. The wiping was a bit much though.
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A bunch of loud af farts going on tonight.
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Regular squash play is great exercise, which helps keep you regular and when combined with a healthy diet I'm sure poop will improve.JuanHamm wrote:Does playing squash do anything to your poops?
I am going to lay off the food squash for a bit. It left me with that orange poop and bloated feeling.
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After a couple weeks of crapping in european toilets, which receive the poop at a 90 degree angle out of the water, and slope them into a shallow pool, destroying the shape of all but the firmest, and emitting intense aroma as if one’s large dog just shit on the floor; I am now back state-side, and shitting in regular, deepwater toilet bowls, allowing for enhanced visual analysis as the log is received and more gently rested at the bottom of the bowl in it’s intact state, with only a small sample of the aroma provided to inform the experience.
My first couple craps have been bare and forced. I am pretty sure I was dehydrated on the plane and in my first night of sleep. Have been focusing on drinking water all day, but I think it will take time before I am crapping A-logs again. I’m coming off the tail end of a carbo load fest, full of alcohol, and way more dairy than I have been having recently. My craps will need to re-adjust to high fiber, protein, low carb and low dairy. It will be a journey. I have some Trader Joe’s salads to try to kick this off right.
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My first couple craps have been bare and forced. I am pretty sure I was dehydrated on the plane and in my first night of sleep. Have been focusing on drinking water all day, but I think it will take time before I am crapping A-logs again. I’m coming off the tail end of a carbo load fest, full of alcohol, and way more dairy than I have been having recently. My craps will need to re-adjust to high fiber, protein, low carb and low dairy. It will be a journey. I have some Trader Joe’s salads to try to kick this off right.
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Yup, they don't like to use a lot of water (or ice) in Europe. It's tough. And, smelly.
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it’s an issue
I mean, how are you supposed to know how your craps are doing
and such a violent process
poop hits the slope
unravels in a flaming reverse snowball of filth
like watching a pet go through a meat grinder
where is the love
I mean, how are you supposed to know how your craps are doing
and such a violent process
poop hits the slope
unravels in a flaming reverse snowball of filth
like watching a pet go through a meat grinder
where is the love
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just fucking destroys it
no respect
no respect
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decent dump post- two cups of coffee
solid but short logs. some girth on a few
like a family of brown bears tucked away for hibernation in their cave at the bottom of the bowl
solid but short logs. some girth on a few
like a family of brown bears tucked away for hibernation in their cave at the bottom of the bowl
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After not pooing the last two days just pushed out an absolute monster. It was snaking down into the drain. Sadly I will never know just how long it was.
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Great job, everyone.
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A somewhat busy day for me on the throne. TP at work kinda cut me up a bit, but I will be ok.
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That sucks.
Which TP brand do you bros buy?
Which TP brand do you bros buy?
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Charmin Ultra Soft via costco
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Glad you were finally able to break up the no shitter, len.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:After not pooing the last two days just pushed out an absolute monster. It was snaking down into the drain. Sadly I will never know just how long it was.
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Two today so far
second was a surprise but makes more sense now
felt bloated earlier
weighed in heavier than expected this morning
think i was backed up
getting the north american piping back going again
second was a surprise but makes more sense now
felt bloated earlier
weighed in heavier than expected this morning
think i was backed up
getting the north american piping back going again
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4th today
massive
had colon blow for breakfast and like 5 cups of coffee
salad at lunch
just clearing it all out
no idea i was this backed up
massive
had colon blow for breakfast and like 5 cups of coffee
salad at lunch
just clearing it all out
no idea i was this backed up
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96up leaving it all out on the field