12th album rumors and speculation

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What sound will be prominent on this album?

Heavy
18
29%
Spritzy punk
3
5%
Dad rock
27
43%
Return to form
15
24%
 
Total votes: 63

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96583UP wrote:are they in seattle with josh evans

saving yet another album mid- journey

after Jeff revolted against the brentwood crowd

Ed thought about reputation risk and since he outsources most artistic activity now anyways just said F it and asked Josh to finish it again

Boom asked for leftover sandwiches

Stone walked his dog
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This is getting close
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Almost believable, except 96583UP forgot to mention Mike blowing the doors off and melting faces.
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Someone on the pit mentioned they met J Kling at a restaurant and chatted briefly and he had mentioned that he did play on the new album.

Whether that means a shaker, tambourine, or guitar part, or if it makes the record - who knows.

The more you know!
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The bad omens keep coming.
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J Kling's triangle work is top-shelf
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who the fuck is J Kling
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Ms Harmless wrote:who the fuck is J Kling
Josh Klinghoffer
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haha oh yeah

JH Rowlkling
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Josh Klinghoffer spent a lot of time after the the last tour in Asia, touring various holy sites, and growing fond of their domestic patriarchal cultural approach

in a recent interview with People's Court Daily he announced that he was revising his name to better align with the sounds of his new cultural home

while still retaining enough of the original characters to remain recognizable

henceforth the transition to 'J Kling'

now it remains to be seen whether his internship at a sanctioned chinese military supply company will prevent him from touring extensively with pearl jam

as several western countries have since tightened their posture toward far east industrial military supply chains
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96583UP wrote:Josh Klinghoffer spent a lot of time after the the last tour in Asia, touring various holy sites, and growing fond of their domestic patriarchal cultural approach

in a recent interview with People's Court Daily he announced that he was revising his name to better align with the sounds of his new cultural home

while still retaining enough of the original characters to remain recognizable

henceforth the transition to 'J Kling'

now it remains to be seen whether his internship at a sanctioned chinese military supply company will prevent him from touring extensively with pearl jam

as several western countries have since tightened their posture toward far east industrial military supply chains
Sounds like a new album from Three Fish is on the horizon
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96583UP wrote:Josh Klinghoffer spent a lot of time after the the last tour in Asia, touring various holy sites, and growing fond of their domestic patriarchal cultural approach

in a recent interview with People's Court Daily he announced that he was revising his name to better align with the sounds of his new cultural home

while still retaining enough of the original characters to remain recognizable

henceforth the transition to 'J Kling'

now it remains to be seen whether his internship at a sanctioned chinese military supply company will prevent him from touring extensively with pearl jam

as several western countries have since tightened their posture toward far east industrial military supply chains

Pretentious prick changing his name
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Ms Harmless wrote:who the fuck is J Kling
I had the same question and made the mistake of looking J Kling up.
The search lead me to an Instagram page of someone battling a weird skin disease.
Do not Google, I promise you, you won't be pleased.
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96583UP wrote:Josh Klinghoffer spent a lot of time after the the last tour in Asia, touring various holy sites, and growing fond of their domestic patriarchal cultural approach

in a recent interview with People's Court Daily he announced that he was revising his name to better align with the sounds of his new cultural home

while still retaining enough of the original characters to remain recognizable

henceforth the transition to 'J Kling'

now it remains to be seen whether his internship at a sanctioned chinese military supply company will prevent him from touring extensively with pearl jam

as several western countries have since tightened their posture toward far east industrial military supply chains
holy fucking shit he was an intern at a Chinese military supply company who must be among the ones secretly feeding the ruskie nazi army AND he's touring with Pearl Jam?

Is this real?
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No. No it's not.
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Yes it is
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Jorge wrote:Yes it is
Yes it's not.
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J Kling posts endlessly about the benefits of Guanxi lifestyle

would not be surprised if he is denied re-entry to the US once his internship is over
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May-July 2024 release best case scenario.

4 years after Gigaton. Not bad I guess.

I’m so looking forward to hearing this. I love the excitement of a new album
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May-July 2024 release best case scenario.

4 years after Gigaton. Not bad I guess.

I’m so looking forward to hearing this. I love the excitement of a new album
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