The Tiers Thread

[spike]

Seems as good a time as any to revisit this.

[Ms Harmless]

it'll all end in tiers

[96583UP]

tiers for fiers

[E.H. Ruddock]

Seems as good a time as any to revisit this.

Punning tiers

Me and spike

Everyone but bammer












bammer

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[E.H. Ruddock]

lol ass tier

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Did somebody say ass tier

[elliseamos]

Christian McCaffrey
A bunch of dudes and bros and guys
Russell Wilson
Kirk Cousins

[Bammer]

Seems as good a time as any to revisit this.

Punning tiers

Me and spike

Everyone but bammer












bammer

Someone sounds intimidated

[knee tunes]

Seems as good a time as any to revisit this.

Punning tiers

Me and spike

Everyone but bammer




Someone sounds intimidated







bammer

[Ello Sailor]

Tears tiers

Joe listening to Dixie Chicks
Dime watching a Star Wars trailer




Lenny being unable to poop

[spike]

Seems as good a time as any to revisit this.

Punning tiers

Me and spike

Everyone but bammer










bammer

I think this assessment applies beyond just punning.

[epilogue]

Tears tiers

Joe listening to Dixie Chicks
Dime watching a Star Wars trailer




Lenny being unable to poop

I feel seen

[96583UP]

Lenny only cries tears of triumph now though as it relates to poop since he took the probiotic

[JuanHamm]

He's a professional dumper now

[96583UP]

Lenny is a case study on the positive feedback loop that comes from daily exposure to the wisdom of the Garbage Dump forum