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[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah this has the fingerprints of Big Spinach all over it

I know. Well done Bart. I really laughed

[tree_]

The body of a woman was found after she was run over by a landscaping crew over the weekend at Beard Brook Park in Modesto, according to police.

[simple schoolboy]

They all have fentanyl, it’s the tranq you gotta watch out for

What's the procedure here? Bump of coke followed by a Narcan chaser? Local health department handing out test strips for tranquilizers?

I think it’s probably like LSD: but from a trusted source who’se already used that batch.

Any chance the Tranq has been added by the Feds to try to kill users? See: the Prohibition.

[BurtReynolds]

[tree_]

RIP chud

[BurtReynolds]

so that's what happened to him.

[elliseamos]

Women drivers, amirite?

[Bi_3]

Potentially the most important discovery in our generation. Makes those Binaural b-sides/Thcad mixes seem insignificant.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[elliseamos]

Supposedly a big UFO hearing today.

I'm going to say these two things are related and anchor myself to that until further notice.

[tree_]

Supposedly a big UAP hearing today.

I'm going to say these two things are related and anchor myself to that until further notice.

ftfy

[warehouse]

so are we gonna find out that special fox ran back in the day with people disecting aliens was real? or is this china?

[tree_]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

[Bi_3]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

[tree_]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

Yeah I believe that's why they're calling them Unidentified Aerial Phenomena now, because with UFO people tend to think little green goblin

[BurtReynolds]

[BurtReynolds]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

Yeah I believe that's why they're calling them Unidentified Aerial Phenomena now, because with UFO people tend to think little green goblin

And this will solve that for how long? Typical word game.

[tree_]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

Yeah I believe that's why they're calling them Unidentified Aerial Phenomena now, because with UFO people tend to think little green goblin

And this will solve that for how long? Typical word game.

let's get a little betting pool going for what the next branding name will be several years from now

[warehouse]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

billionaire aliens taking a private trip to earth for fun?

too soon?

[Bi_3]

waiting for someone to fill us in on these UAPs because I don't feel like googling it

Ponder it for a second. Even if a some kind of machine or whatever could reach us, across light years of space/time, why would it just happen to crash in the US? And even if it did, do you honestly think something like that could be kept secret? Isn't more likely that we have had some type of nascent tech for a while now that we don't understand the physics behind, like a toddler on an iPad, and these 'whistleblower' people are just assuming it's alien because that feels safer to them than the alternative that the universe is beyond the limit of what humans can achieve? Or maybe China has figured out and we say aliens to make ourselves feel less weak?

Yeah I believe that's why they're calling them Unidentified Aerial Phenomena now, because with UFO people tend to think little green goblin

And this will solve that for how long? Typical word game.

let's get a little betting pool going for what the next branding name will be several years from now

UFIA -Unidentified Flying Industrial Asset