The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Didn’t feel all that hungry but ate like a fat king at lunch. Pooped right afterward. It didn’t look that large, but most of it disappeared. Felt cleansing though, and almost no wiping
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After two disappointing drops yesterday, I’m finally having that massive, colon emptying deuce I’ve been hoping for. Already feeling lighter on my feet.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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all power and praise to the poop gods
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I weighed myself before pooping and after this morning. I lost about a pound.
Woof. Exit and out.
LFG.
Woof. Exit and out.
LFG.
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Nothing like a good poop weight loss story.
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Crapping pretty well these days.
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Get it.
After not dookieng yesterday had a large semi ghost poopoo that took a small amount of force. Wiping was very minimal so big win today team
After not dookieng yesterday had a large semi ghost poopoo that took a small amount of force. Wiping was very minimal so big win today team
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I feel 100 percent emptied out and never want to eat again.
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just dropped an exploder in the PABT bathroom
now I def have AIDS
squatted and hovered, did not touch a thing
pray for me
now I def have AIDS
squatted and hovered, did not touch a thing
pray for me
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I really jinxed myself.spike wrote:Crapping pretty well these days.
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We are thinking of you. We love you. We support you. You will be ok.spike wrote:I really jinxed myself.spike wrote:Crapping pretty well these days.
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Weak log, but no wiping.
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this is our anthem now
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Just dropped a monster half coiling/half cowpie that required three plunger thrusts. It smelled really badly!
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If everyone could try and sing their favorite Can't Deny Me verse today while they poo....that would be great.96583UP wrote:this is our anthem now
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fucking burly good for youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just dropped a monster half coiling/half cowpie that required three plunger thrusts. It smelled really badly!
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i will do this tomorrowCoach wrote:If everyone could try and sing their favorite Can't Deny Me verse today while they poo....that would be great.96583UP wrote:this is our anthem now
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No poopy today, but I also haven't eaten much. And a light dinner last night as well.
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quality dump this morning
a credit to the big salad i had for lunch yday
a credit to the big salad i had for lunch yday
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