Birds

[doug rr]

https://www.theonion.com/bird-that-can- ... 1850579485

[elliseamos]

https://www.theonion.com/bird-that-can-read-everyone-s-thoughts-welcomed-as-keyn-1850579485

I know that guy, man, he's with motown!

[96583UP]

that bird is going places

[doug rr]

for the 3rd time in a couple months we saved another small bird today..small sparrow..they fly into the glass wall on the back patio...the dead to safe ratio is about 50/50 now...anyway, this little guy sat in my hands and shook off his injury and flew away after about 2 minutes

[dad]

i hope you washed your hands.

[doug rr]

i hope you washed your hands.

it was the first thing my wife told me to do

[96583UP]

you are a good soul

walked by a little dead guy in the park today

had bright yellow coloring

was in full tact

wonder if he got sick

poor little guy

was a cutie

[elliseamos]

Sparrows just moved into the birdhouse my son made.

Big deal!

[knee tunes]

for the 3rd time in a couple months we saved another small bird today..small sparrow..they fly into the glass wall on the back patio...the dead to safe ratio is about 50/50 now...anyway, this little guy sat in my hands and shook off his injury and flew away after about 2 minutes

to die.

good thing you washed your hands

[Ello Sailor]

Fellow bird enjoyers, are you familiar with the kererū? It's a wonder they can even get airborne. These chonkers absolutely rule.

[elliseamos]

That looks photoshopped.

[96583UP]

Sparrows just moved into the birdhouse my son made.

Big deal!

this is a big deal

i missed this initially

congratulations!!

[96583UP]

Fellow bird enjoyers, are you familiar with the kererū? It's a wonder they can even get airborne. These chonkers absolutely rule.

look at that big breasted babe

[elliseamos]

Sparrows just moved into the birdhouse my son made.

Big deal!

this is a big deal

i missed this initially

congratulations!!

De nada.

[bart]

I had to kill some baby birds last year after their terminally stupid bird parents built their nest in my wife’s wreath on our front door, and now it seems I’m gonna have to kill whole families of finches that have made nests in our deck awning. This time maybe I’ll mount their tiny heads on toothpicks to warm away their dumbass bird friends

[JuanHamm]

I had to kill some baby birds last year after their terminally stupid bird parents built their nest in my wife’s wreath on our front door, and now it seems I’m gonna have to kill whole families of finches that have made nests in our deck awning. This time maybe I’ll mount their tiny heads on toothpicks to warm away their dumbass bird friends

Why do you have to kill them?

[bart]

Because we cleared their nests out and they immediately came back and rebuilt them.

[JuanHamm]

Why can't their nests remain?

[bart]

Because I don’t want bird shit and feathers all over where my kids play

[JuanHamm]

I see. Thank you for your time.