We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

[Ello Sailor]

Burt is a good sport. But yeah, I'm gonna stomp him until he poos blood.

[BurtReynolds]

How can you have such good taste in music and not understand the brilliance of Macho Man Randy Savage?

[dad]

burt making a compelling argument.

I miss Randy Savage.

get your head right, ello.

[Ello Sailor]

Macho Man rules. Wrestling took a nosedive after his departure.

[BurtReynolds]

Macho Man rules. Wrestling took a nosedive after his departure.

Granted.

[dad]

we're getting close to healing.

I can feel it.

[Ello Sailor]

Dad put a lil cinnamon in his soy latte this morning. Mfer brave as hell.

[dad]

i've been watching a lot of conflict-resolution podcasts that focus on disputes between bitter enemies, BFFs, lovers, haters, and DINKs.

[JuanHamm]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

[dad]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

[JuanHamm]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.

[dad]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.

let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

[JuanHamm]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.

let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

It's positive for all of us

[dad]

You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.

let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

It's positive for all of us

fair enough.

Ello, what are some things you enjoy about posting with burt?

[96583UP]

ok enough, we know how to finish this - per the RM bylaws - and then move the fuck on: each guy puts a little of their jizz on a cookie and hand feeds it to the other guy in a jacuzzi listening to Kenny G and we call it even

[JuanHamm]

Where do we erect this Jacuzzi?

[96583UP]

see the Erection 2024 thread for guidance

[JuanHamm]

Could you please write up a formal proposal and we'll have dad get soma and Burt's signatures.

[96583UP]

sounds like a job for tree_GPT

[dad]

Could you please write up a formal proposal and we'll have dad get soma and Burt's signatures.

we'll need semen samples as well, thanks.