The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

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tree, what color and consistency is your pee?
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my bladder is gone i will never pee again
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dad wrote:tree, what color and consistency is your pee?
Good question!
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i am become slosh bucket
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tree_ wrote:i am become slosh bucket
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Solid trip to the men's urinal. Clear, steady, fast....I am blessed.
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Coach wrote:Solid trip to the men's urinal. Clear, steady, fast....I am blessed.
any splashback on your face?
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tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:Solid trip to the men's urinal. Clear, steady, fast....I am blessed.
any splashback on your face?
Negative.
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that's great!
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I propose you get one shake per decade of life. 20-somethings get two, 30-somethings three, and so on. Game changer.
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Really, really nice strong, clear flow today. Required two shakes, that's it.
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next time give yourself an extra shake as a treat.
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maybe I will
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There's about 20 of us going to the Red Sox game next week from work. We have a suite from a customer/client thing.

The suites are always nice. Looking forward to peeing ALOT in the private bathroom. Has a nice toilet. Always clean. Locked door. Beautiful sink. Lighting is kinda harsh though.

I'll report some pees from there in real time, next Monday. Thanks team.
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Sometimes I feel so lucky. Like now.

I just unleased a 25-second very strong, very clear pee that I swear almost smelled nice.

Guys, I am having a great day in the men's room today. And, in the bathroom at my home.
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Uncorked a 17-second flash of white gold!
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MY GOODNESS IT'S NIAGRA FALLS HERE TODAY.

I'VE ONLY BEEN EATING and drinking healthy for the last four days, but I feel so much less bloated in my face and stomach.

I must be shedding water weight with all this pee!!!
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I'm crying


And losing weight through that too!

What a day!
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PEEING
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stream of consciousness
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