The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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poop a little on the green side today!
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Very good doodoo today. Especially after yesterday’s mass exodus.
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congrats bois

i don’t remember my poops at all

guess i was too busy
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96583UP wrote:congrats bois

i don’t remember my poops at all

guess i was too busy
How many pie graphs did you make today?
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My farts are about to trigger an air quality warning for the entire region
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that's a keeper right there
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No poos this weekend, so expecting a 9:00am’er
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Two so far today

made friends with salad last night

2nd one satisfying

but feels like there will be more
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Mediocre effort, but not much wiping so I’ll live
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The second poop of the day was a smelly one that required way too much wiping. I think that I am wiping too hard and finding stuff that is not ready to come out yet.
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First poop was great. Clean and little wiping.
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One big log, one goldfish, one mini twix, four or so twix bars or slightly smaller. Decent wiping
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One big log, one goldfish, one mini twix, four or so twix bars or slightly smaller. Decent wiping
now do classical gas...
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One big log, one goldfish, one mini twix, four or so twix bars or slightly smaller. Decent wiping
Defecation dedication.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One big log, one goldfish, one mini twix, four or so twix bars or slightly smaller. Decent wiping
Defecation dedication.
You should have seen it in action
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One big log, one goldfish, one mini twix, four or so twix bars or slightly smaller. Decent wiping
Defecation dedication.
You should have seen it in action
maybe next time...
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Uncorked a massive, giant, long, and very beautiful log this morning!
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Big messy pile this morning, but just happy to get some out.
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Oh dear goodness, a third massive ejection of fecal matter!

I am feeling great.

Might have just pooped out two pounds this AM.
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