The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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My goodness what a great day on the toilet for me!
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Coach is taking eight #2’s on 8/2
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Haven’t eaten one thing today, but just had a slightly above average log. Thank you God.
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twice between 4 and 5 am
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In Germany they call someone who is petty or overly fixated on minute details a Korinthenkacker, which translates to "raisin pooper."

You guys ever pooped a raisin?
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Ello Sailor wrote:In Germany they call someone who is petty or overly fixated on minute details a Korinthenkacker, which translates to "raisin pooper."

You guys ever pooped a raisin?
welp, I've found my new favorite insult.
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Ello Sailor wrote:
You guys ever pooped a raisin?
Basically
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just dropped a monster 2x4

been eating meat and drinking beer constantly for 2 days

made friends with salad at lunch

knocking things loose
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96583UP wrote:just dropped a monster 2x4

been eating meat and drinking beer constantly for 2 days

made friends with salad at lunch

knocking things loose
What do you put in your salad?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:just dropped a monster 2x4

been eating meat and drinking beer constantly for 2 days

made friends with salad at lunch

knocking things loose
What do you put in your salad?
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bodysnatcher wrote:Coach is taking eight #2’s on 8/2
I'm going 2-4 times a day, it's been crazy!

Had a nice one this AM with only three wipes. Feel another coming soon.

Should be all cleared out for my haircut later this AM.
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quality poop this morning

a basket of lincoln logs

charming
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96583UP wrote:quality poop this morning
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:quality poop this morning
same. good exit. minimal wiping.
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DEAR GOODNESS!

I unleased a second massive log right before my haircut this AM.

It was magnificent and satisfying.
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Coach wrote:DEAR GOODNESS!

I unleased a second massive log right before my haircut this AM.

It was magnificent and satisfying.
I'm actually getting a haircut this afternoon. Maybe I'll send off another one beforehand.
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:DEAR GOODNESS!

I unleased a second massive log right before my haircut this AM.

It was magnificent and satisfying.
I'm actually getting a haircut this afternoon. Maybe I'll send off another one beforehand.
With shorter hair (low drop fade) and these poops I am tempted to weigh myself, but I did have a decent breakfast so will hold off till tomorrow AM.
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No poo today either, but low food consumption yesterday and today for various reasons. Gonna f*ck some fiber tomorrow
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Haircut for me today around lunchtime.

I’ve been up for an hour and I’m already unloading another massive dump. Tummy isn’t feeling very good this morning either.
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I got a good haircut yesterday, but feel like he left a few parts too long.

Massive and stunning log this AM. I've been on a healthy eating and drinking kick for the last five days and have noticed I'm much more regular with poo and pee.
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