The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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dad wrote:i wonder if a thread about gut microbiome would be beneficial.

we could even talk about poop there.

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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:i wonder if a thread about gut microbiome would be beneficial.

we could even talk about poop there.

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Weak 4 or so rocks effort. Not much wiping at least
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poop is coming out
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Burning asshole this morning. Probably the sport peppers on the Chicago dog I had for dinner.
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So good going in. So bad going out.

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Totes!
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Haven’t pooped much the last week, team.
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huge salad for dinner

and enough greek yogurt and blueberries for dessert to feed the island of mypos

now, we wait
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feel it brewing already
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oh yes

knocking things loose

i look forward to the main event tomorrow
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opened the bathroom window to air out the smell of death

let out a huge grunt as a pushed out the encore

then heard my neighbors on their back deck, prob having dinner

i hope they heard me
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i hope they heard you too.
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I put in a new toilet seat yesterday so interested to see if it affects my poos at all.
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first arrival of the day

largely on schedule

good color

broken in half

hopefully a prelude to a better log behind it
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Two morning deposits. Nothing noteworthy.

Best wishes for regularity.....
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I put in a new toilet seat yesterday so interested to see if it affects my poos at all.
Haha, nice, is it the padded kind?
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I put in a new toilet seat yesterday so interested to see if it affects my poos at all.
Haha, nice, is it the padded kind?
man, I've not sat on a padded seat in forever.
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I put in a new toilet seat yesterday so interested to see if it affects my poos at all.
Haha, nice, is it the padded kind?
man, I've not sat on a padded seat in forever.
me neither, it's always a treat though.

I'll be at the Red Sox game tonight. Sitting in a suite so as I mentioned before I will report back on the private bathroom, etc.
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I could only see part of it, but excellent log and little wiping.
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