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Did the "meth lab in an RV" trope originate with Breaking Bad, or was it already a thing beforehand?
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Walking to kindergarten with my dad. We walked across a frozen creek in the park and i slipped and fell, hitting my head
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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I have a memory about someone being run-over in a grocery store parking lot, but I'm not sure it really happened. I need to ask my mom about it.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Jump rope for Heart in first grade.
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Haha probably. My next memory is of later that year when we had to evacuate because we lived too close to Three Mile island, and My mom getting mad at my dad because his bowling league wasn’t canceled. Whole town evacuating except for 20 dudes who wanted to bowltragabigzanda wrote:...thereby forgetting everything that had happened prior!E.H. Ruddock wrote:Walking to kindergarten with my dad. We walked across a frozen creek in the park and i slipped and fell, hitting my head
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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that’s fucking hilarious
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Kindergarten, outside for what had to be recess. A few clouds in the sky, mostly blue and sunny. I jumped off one of those metal dome-like structures and landed on my feet, but my chin hit my right knee.
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Getting the shit scared out of me by the jabberwocky scene in the live action Alice Through the Looking Glass. Or playing with those old rubber WWF figures.
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i think mine is being in pre-school for some gaming / holiday event, maybe halloween. and playing some game and winning and being happy
i def remember playing on that playground
also maybe jumping through a firewood holder (emulating barnum and bailey circus commercial where the tiger jumps through a ring of fire) and smashing my head on the top and going to get stiches
not sure which came first
all pre-school era
i def remember playing on that playground
also maybe jumping through a firewood holder (emulating barnum and bailey circus commercial where the tiger jumps through a ring of fire) and smashing my head on the top and going to get stiches
not sure which came first
all pre-school era
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I’m not sure how old I was other than these were well before kindergarten. I don’t remember whether or not either of my brothers were born yet, but if they weren’t, I was younger than three.
- I was swinging on a rope Papa Wease had hung from a tree and the knot tightened causing sudden and unexpected slack in the rope. I lost my grip and fell and broke my arm. I also remember playing on monkeybars with the cast on and being scared shitless when they cut the cast off.
- laying in the floorboard of my parents’ car riding with Mema Wease with her going thru the 4-way stop and being hit by another car.
- Mema Wease was making cinnamon toast and I would like to take a bite while she was making it after she would butter it and had added sugar. This time she hadn’t removed her hand and I damn near bit thru that soft spot between her thumb and forefinger. She still has a toothmark scar in her hand. She called Papa Wease when it happened and we took her to the doctor to check it out.
- sticking my foot in one of those ceramic or concrete drainage pipes and it cut me right in the bend of my foot/ankle. Bled like a motherfucker. Mema Wease wrapped it up in a towel and had to get stitches.
- I was swinging on a rope Papa Wease had hung from a tree and the knot tightened causing sudden and unexpected slack in the rope. I lost my grip and fell and broke my arm. I also remember playing on monkeybars with the cast on and being scared shitless when they cut the cast off.
- laying in the floorboard of my parents’ car riding with Mema Wease with her going thru the 4-way stop and being hit by another car.
- Mema Wease was making cinnamon toast and I would like to take a bite while she was making it after she would butter it and had added sugar. This time she hadn’t removed her hand and I damn near bit thru that soft spot between her thumb and forefinger. She still has a toothmark scar in her hand. She called Papa Wease when it happened and we took her to the doctor to check it out.
- sticking my foot in one of those ceramic or concrete drainage pipes and it cut me right in the bend of my foot/ankle. Bled like a motherfucker. Mema Wease wrapped it up in a towel and had to get stitches.
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Gigantic machines in the basement . I knew I was 2 or lesstragabigzanda wrote:What’s your first clear memory? Not something that’s been reinforced by photos or stories told by your family, but the first memory you have independent of any supporting material?
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Tldrwease wrote:I’m not sure how old I was other than these were well before kindergarten. I don’t remember whether or not either of my brothers were born yet, but if they weren’t, I was younger than three.
- I was swinging on a rope Papa Wease had hung from a tree and the knot tightened causing sudden and unexpected slack in the rope. I lost my grip and fell and broke my arm. I also remember playing on monkeybars with the cast on and being scared shitless when they cut the cast off.
- laying in the floorboard of my parents’ car riding with Mema Wease with her going thru the 4-way stop and being hit by another car.
- Mema Wease was making cinnamon toast and I would like to take a bite while she was making it after she would butter it and had added sugar. This time she hadn’t removed her hand and I damn near bit thru that soft spot between her thumb and forefinger. She still has a toothmark scar in her hand. She called Papa Wease when it happened and we took her to the doctor to check it out.
- sticking my foot in one of those ceramic or concrete drainage pipes and it cut me right in the bend of my foot/ankle. Bled like a motherfucker. Mema Wease wrapped it up in a towel and had to get stitches.
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Did they win ?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Haha probably. My next memory is of later that year when we had to evacuate because we lived too close to Three Mile island, and My mom getting mad at my dad because his bowling league wasn’t canceled. Whole town evacuating except for 20 dudes who wanted to bowltragabigzanda wrote:...thereby forgetting everything that had happened prior!E.H. Ruddock wrote:Walking to kindergarten with my dad. We walked across a frozen creek in the park and i slipped and fell, hitting my head
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