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Chris_H_2 wrote:
bart wrote:Yeah my goal was to get it off before we head to the beach week after next. Still have a brace that’s as big as the cast was but it’s water proof and I can take it off to shower.
how much bigger is your other arm now?

you should convince people that you just discovered porn on the internet.
The skin is sloughing off in sheets and the hand is stuck in a claw position so I think that explanation would raise some questions of its own
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bart wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
bart wrote:Yeah my goal was to get it off before we head to the beach week after next. Still have a brace that’s as big as the cast was but it’s water proof and I can take it off to shower.
how much bigger is your other arm now?

you should convince people that you just discovered porn on the internet.
The skin is sloughing off in sheets and the hand is stuck in a claw position so I think that explanation would raise some questions of its own
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Yeah it’s between him and Chris Elliot in scary movie 2
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introducing Bogey

on the ride home. such a good boy. he either laid in his carrier or right next to it nestled under my arm
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Nice peeps, a new home and a new pet.
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Nice dog.

Barbie's battery is completely dead and it's only a year old. I wonder if it's a bad battery or if my car fucked it up somehow. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to change a battery on a vette? It's an ordeal.
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At the dentist to get a filling replaced. Shouldn’t be too bad. It’s in the front. Then I’m going home for a no kids day. Probably going to take kayak out on the lake when Raz gets home.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Nice dog.

Barbie's battery is completely dead and it's only a year old. I wonder if it's a bad battery or if my car fucked it up somehow. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to change a battery on a vette? It's an ordeal.
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Headed home for lunch. That is all.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Nice dog.

Barbie's battery is completely dead and it's only a year old. I wonder if it's a bad battery or if my car fucked it up somehow. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to change a battery on a vette? It's an ordeal.
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I need 3 different wrenches plus a torx wrench to get the side of the car off to slide the battery out! Not good when the raiders come.
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Back from lunch.
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Welcome Bogey! Looking good Peeps!
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BurtReynolds wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Nice dog.

Barbie's battery is completely dead and it's only a year old. I wonder if it's a bad battery or if my car fucked it up somehow. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to change a battery on a vette? It's an ordeal.
Man, you won't survive a week in the Road Warrior wastelands
I need 3 different wrenches plus a torx wrench to get the side of the car off to slide the battery out! Not good when the raiders come.
Are you going to leave the side off?
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i had a dodge stratus that to change the battery you had to remove the front left wheel as it was in the wheel well. fun times
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I have two friends from ancient times that I was gonna visit at their new businesses. One has opened up a bar and the other a restaurant in the downtown area of this town, but due to the unique and utterly insane layout of this town, getting to this area is a nightmare that you would normally only see in a major city. Plus it's 102 degrees today. I think I'll just wait a week.
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slow day here, stayed at bed late and went to a birthday thing from a co worker of my girl.

Now its wine, vinyl and pasta.
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so much tree trimming

neighbor's cherry trees hanging over the fence having a blockbuster year

like having mountains of grapes hanging overhead

they are ripe now, and drop and splatter red stainy juice

attracting all kinds of animals

dropping shit on my pool deck and into the pool

enough

i used my special grade northern italian imported tree trimming pole thing

i slice you tree

over and over and over

showering in berries

but i slice you

and put your branches on the curb

curbed you

gtfo of my pool deck
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yesterday saved a frog that was at the bottom of the pool

big rain storm he must have had a rough night

pulled him out he was very groggy and slow

after a day in a bucket with some water, hydrangea leaves, and crickets he was back on his feet

put him in a little puddle of water by the bushes and the next morning he was gone
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BurtReynolds wrote:I have two friends from ancient times that I was gonna visit at their new businesses. One has opened up a bar and the other a restaurant in the downtown area of this town, but due to the unique and utterly insane layout of this town, getting to this area is a nightmare that you would normally only see in a major city. Plus it's 102 degrees today. I think I'll just wait a week.
when you show up, you should show him a gun, just to see how he reacts
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