The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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It's always better to look at the bright side of your life, even with bathroom matters and such.
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A much smaller than expected deposit into the toilet this morning, but it only required 3 wipes. Very clean and sleek looking. Almost like a missile or bullet.
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Two shits before 9am today.
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I’ve had 3 this morning starting at 4:30. Had one right before bed last night, as well. The greens we had for supper last night are absolutely cleaning me out.
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i'm impressed with how much you all manage to go.

i'm a one-and-done guy.
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This could be a one and done day for me....
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If we used South American countries to describe poops, then I just crapped Argentina
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bodysnatcher wrote:If we used South American countries to describe poops, then I just crapped Argentina
Really smelly and disgusting?
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oh boy.
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I should have specified “poop shapes” to avoid being tommy’d
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No afternoon poops to report. Just this morning.
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At the end of the day, sometimes you just poop once
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I wish my poo’s didn’t always disappear. I know today’s wasn’t anything to write home about, but almost no wiping needed, which has only happened a handful of times
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bodysnatcher wrote:At the end of the day, sometimes you just poop once
I couldn't put it any better!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I wish my poo’s didn’t always disappear. I know today’s wasn’t anything to write home about, but almost no wiping needed, which has only happened a handful of times
The not quite as rare second poo of the day. Felt a little more substantial, but again mostly disappeared down the bowl. Only a few wipes whew.
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first of the day, arriving late

but my morning coffee routine was significantly delayed

feels good

i think more is coming
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I don't think it's going to happen for me today, fellas. Don't know why my body decides to not go on the weekends.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.
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dad wrote:I don't think it's going to happen for me today, fellas. Don't know why my body decides to not go on the weekends.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.
jk, it happened.

thank goodness.
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Thank God
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sure, why not.
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