Talk about your day thread

[knee tunes]

so much tree trimming

neighbor's cherry trees hanging over the fence having a blockbuster year

like having mountains of grapes hanging overhead

they are ripe now, and drop and splatter red stainy juice

attracting all kinds of animals

dropping shit on my pool deck and into the pool

enough

i used my special grade northern italian imported tree trimming pole thing

i slice you tree

over and over and over

showering in berries

but i slice you

and put your branches on the curb

curbed you

gtfo of my pool deck

[Higgs]

Had a 7 hour round trip drive today to pick up my wife from a girls weekend. I was hapilly cruising along doing 116 in a 110 zone, sticking to the left hand lane, no other cars around. I notice this car coming up behind me at a steady pace and it ends up sitting on my arse for a few kilometres. Not actually tailgating as such, but way too close for my comfort given we were in a 110 zone.

Then I twigged to what was going on - the dude has adaptive cruise control set faster than my 116 and also in "peak hour mode" so the set gap between cars is as small as it can be. So he stuck behind me at a consistently too close distance.

There was no one else on the road but us two and it was a dual carriageway, but this dude wouldn't overtake me. So I indicated across to the RH lane and got out of his cruise control "vision", the car automatically picked up pace and cruised past me. I then jumped back into the LH lane and carried on with my drive.

Not gonna lie, I thought I was soooo clever coming up with that lane change. I felt like I was making his car do my bidding!

[96583UP]

you def should have farted on his cock

[Bammer]

Was the other driver asleep?

[Ello Sailor]

Not gonna lie, I thought I was soooo clever coming up with that lane change. I felt like I was making his car do my bidding!

Obi Wan over here using mind tricks on droids. Most excellent.

[SaucinOnU]

Grilled thicc sirloins from Costco.

@bammer

[Peeps]

It was me and the pooch weekend.

He learned to go up steps. Finally walked into pet smart. And took about 546 pictures of him this weekend. If you care to, Instagram is bogey_dog_23

[96583UP]

beach

burger

pool

sandwiches

drums

[Higgs]

beach

burger

pool

sandwiches

drums

Is this like Trump's cognitive test?

[BurtReynolds]

I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.

Good day.

[BurtReynolds]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

This one's for you, John.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.

Good day.

Tell us your secrets

[tommy]

I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.

Good day.

Nice work, brother. Stick it to those pricks.

[spike]

I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.

Good day.

Nice work, brother. Stick it to those pricks.

lowest taxes in the world and we’re still overtaxed lol

[96583UP]

congrats burt!

now time to rail some yuuuge lines!

[96583UP]

beach

burger

pool

sandwiches

drums

Is this like Trump's cognitive test?

work

sandwiches

bike

work

pool maintenance

laundry

salad, pizza, pie

(?)

[BurtReynolds]

I HAVE DEFEATED THE IRS! AHAHAHAHAHAH I don't owe them shit now. A great weight has been lifted off of my body. I might even finally receive a little refund for my years of strife.

Good day.

Tell us your secrets

1. Ignore it for years.
2. Finally call them and have the lady say, "the computer says you owe us, so you owe us. Goodbye."
3. Try to get your accountant to fix it. He doesn't try very hard.
4. A few more years go by.
5. Call them again and another lady says, "looks like they deleted it. I guess you don't owe us anything. We'll send you a refund. Have a good day."

[spike]

Must’ve been a real fortune.