Important Thought Experiment

[spike]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

[tommy]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

You aren't taking this seriously

[spike]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

You aren't taking this seriously

You’re not a serious person.

[BurtReynolds]

Please be serious! This is a thought experiment!

[spike]

From a 12 year old!

[tommy]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

You aren't taking this seriously

You’re not a serious person.

You're never going to convince me to vote blue with that attitude

[spike]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

You aren't taking this seriously

You’re not a serious person.

You're never going to convince me to vote blue with that attitude

You can vote?

[tommy]

You’re conveniently leaving out the political aspect.

Or are we to believe the blue/red pill option is coincidence.

You're going to risk death because red is the bad guy's color?

There was never any risk.

You aren't taking this seriously

You’re not a serious person.

You're never going to convince me to vote blue with that attitude

You can vote?

Yes, I just choose not to

[spike]

There it is.

[tommy]

Sorry to disappoint you, spike.

I hope whichever senile old bitch you support wins the next election.

[Jorge]

[tree_]

since a baby is miraculously speaking I will take his word for it and do whatever he says

[tommy]

I'm sure God will save the talking baby.

Does the baby have Bruce Willis' voice?

[tommy]

since a baby is miraculously speaking I will take his word for it and do whatever he says

A talking baby is not evidence of God. It could be witchcraft, voodoo, a haunted fortune telling machine.. etc

[wease]

Since the baby is talking it must have some sort of superpowers so I pull the cord and wish it well.

[spike]

since a baby is miraculously speaking I will take his word for it and do whatever he says

And then take it back once safely on the ground because you’re an atheist, who doesn’t put any stock in accepting Jesus anyway and renouncing atheism isn’t a thing.

[E.H. Ruddock]

who goes skydiving with a baby?! Ridiculous!

[Bi_3]

It's amusing how many people would rather kill the talking baby than lie to it regarding their beliefs about god.

[tommy]

It's amusing how many people would rather kill the talking baby than lie to it regarding their beliefs about god.

The baby is killing itself. It could open it's parachute if it wanted to.

[BurtReynolds]

Has the baby been baptized?