The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Not so much these days, but for most of my late teens to early 30's I rarely went on the weekends.
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huge snake

girthy

coiled up intact

let’s go
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Huge deposit this morning after my coffee. I still feel that there's more to go today. Stay tuned!
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My third dump this morning was at work.

My goodness. I feel bad.

It was so smelly and loose. I feel very emptied out though, so that's good.
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two great poops today

a credit to yesterday’s friendship with salad
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Had an amazing poo earlier after I got up and now I’m ready to walk out the door and another one comes along. And it’s not one that you can drop the kid off at school then drive another hour to work to wait on either. So now the kid’s mad because I’m making her wait. At the end of the day, when you gotta, you gotta go.

Had an almost perfect tuck going, too…
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excellent
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small one this morning but felt great

been making friends with salad a lot this week

halps
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wease wrote:Had an amazing poo earlier after I got up and now I’m ready to walk out the door and another one comes along. And it’s not one that you can drop the kid off at school then drive another hour to work to wait on either. So now the kid’s mad because I’m making her wait. At the end of the day, when you gotta, you gotta go.

Had an almost perfect tuck going, too…
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Coach, damnit! Focus!
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B wrote:Coach, damnit! Focus!
Look my friend, sometimes an update about the bathroom or my weight spills over to other threads. I am trying to grow my topics and need to advertise and market. I appreciate your understanding and mostly agree with all your opinions about Star Wars and Dime.
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A rare afternoon dump. Well, somewhat rare.

I'd give it a solid 7/10 stars. Little wiping required. Neat and tidy. Sat on the throne for a little while after and just thought about how grateful I am to share this with you.
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immediate dump this morning that was mid

monstrous dump just now that was mega satisfying

broad, brown, maintained shape, felt purged

a credit to the fiber yday

black bean burgers w salsa, banza mac n cheese

now for more coffee
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Second late night poo of the week. It’s rare I have a late night one at all
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a huge girther off the bat today
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96583UP wrote:a huge girther off the bat today
You're an inspiration
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tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:a huge girther off the bat today
You're an inspiration
chicken burgers followed by granola

they combined to form quality poop
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96583UP wrote:
tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:a huge girther off the bat today
You're an inspiration
chicken burgers followed by granola

they combined to form quality poop
I'd like to see you in action
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Two poops this AM.

Both super gross - I can't even describe it here. Craziness, but I am not feeling bloated now. All emptied out.
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After some rank farts today, just dropped a big ol’ log
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