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Coach wrote:I had to get up to pee a couple times last night.

All I had before dinner was some water and a diet soda.

I think that once I start eating and drinking healthy, my body sheds that water weight fast through urine.
Good pee continues all day!

Going for a walk around the lake and that should help me shed some water weight, too.

Excellent times! We are flowing like a strong river. A big river. Like the Mississippi. Hee-haw!
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There's a ton of pee talk in the threads today.
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i've been pissing like a racehorse all day.

staying hydrated too.

stay hydrated, RM.
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I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
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Coach wrote:I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight
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Sometimes there's like a tablespoon of pee left after I think I'm done that gets unleashed in my boxer briefs. It's one of the things I hate most about having a penis.
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tommy wrote:
Coach wrote:I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight
I'm in a safe place with access to a toilet. But thanks for checking in.
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Just had another steady, firm discharge
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was it a fuckload of piss?
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it was
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Went to see The last voyage of the Demeter tonight. I almost forgot to pee before the movie, but I'm went during the last preview (five nights at Freddy's)

Enjoyed the movie and didn't have to pee during it, despite drinking a medium Dr pepper.
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How much piss?

How much did you weigh after?
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YOU ARE EARTHLINGS
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a monstrous pee during the night

had been dehydrated and had a couple pints of water late

might have been a 120-second long pee

just endless
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Really strong, clear pee just now. Had some Gatorade Zero.

Unfortunately, someone did not have good aim and peed all over the floor in front of the urinal. :shake:
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wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?
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yes and you can buy them online for about $137
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96583UP wrote:wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?
Urinals are for urine and semen ONLY
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i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles
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96583UP wrote:i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles
same.

shit, we've been doing this all wrong...
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