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by Coach » Fri August 11, 2023 6:23 pm
Coach wrote: I had to get up to pee a couple times last night.
All I had before dinner was some water and a diet soda.
I think that once I start eating and drinking healthy, my body sheds that water weight fast through urine.
Good pee continues all day!
Going for a walk around the lake and that should help me shed some water weight, too.
Excellent times! We are flowing like a strong river. A big river. Like the Mississippi. Hee-haw!
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by Coach » Tue August 15, 2023 7:19 pm
There's a ton of pee talk in the threads today.
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by dad » Tue August 15, 2023 7:21 pm
i've been pissing like a racehorse all day.
staying hydrated too.
stay hydrated, RM.
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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by Coach » Tue August 15, 2023 7:22 pm
I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
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by tommy » Tue August 15, 2023 9:37 pm
Coach wrote: I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight
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by Gas Lite » Tue August 15, 2023 11:17 pm
Sometimes there's like a tablespoon of pee left after I think I'm done that gets unleashed in my boxer briefs. It's one of the things I hate most about having a penis.
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by Coach » Wed August 16, 2023 1:11 am
tommy wrote: Coach wrote: I'm drinking a big thing of ice water right now
I hope you aren't going to the theater tonight
I'm in a safe place with access to a toilet. But thanks for checking in.
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by Coach » Wed August 16, 2023 1:26 am
Just had another steady, firm discharge
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by dad » Wed August 16, 2023 1:28 am
was it a fuckload of piss?
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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by Coach » Wed August 16, 2023 1:32 am
it was
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by tommy » Wed August 16, 2023 1:39 am
Went to see The last voyage of the Demeter tonight. I almost forgot to pee before the movie, but I'm went during the last preview (five nights at Freddy's)
Enjoyed the movie and didn't have to pee during it, despite drinking a medium Dr pepper.
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by dad » Wed August 16, 2023 1:40 am
How much piss?
How much did you weigh after?
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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by Coach » Wed August 16, 2023 1:41 am
YOU ARE EARTHLINGS
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by 96583UP » Thu August 17, 2023 1:12 pm
a monstrous pee during the night
had been dehydrated and had a couple pints of water late
might have been a 120-second long pee
just endless
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by Coach » Thu August 17, 2023 5:11 pm
Really strong, clear pee just now. Had some Gatorade Zero.
Unfortunately, someone did not have good aim and peed all over the floor in front of the urinal.
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by 96583UP » Thu August 17, 2023 6:40 pm
wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?
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by Coach » Thu August 17, 2023 6:43 pm
yes and you can buy them online for about $137
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by tommy » Thu August 17, 2023 6:47 pm
96583UP wrote: wait you are supposed to pee in the urinal?
Urinals are for urine and semen ONLY
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by 96583UP » Thu August 17, 2023 7:17 pm
i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles
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by dad » Thu August 17, 2023 7:21 pm
96583UP wrote: i thought we used them to wash our hands or fill up water bottles
same.
shit, we've been doing this all wrong...
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity