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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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They’re really remaking Speed but with Liam Neeson and in an SUV not a bus.

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The director's name is Nimrod
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Sorry if this has been posted, but a sequel to War for the Planet of the Apes is being released next year, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. I thought the trilogy ended just fine.
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Star Wars + Dune =
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sorry if this has been posted, but a sequel to War for the Planet of the Apes is being released next year, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. I thought the trilogy ended just fine.
The best part was that it ended amirite
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Stickman wrote:Star Wars + Dune =
man, that looks so cheap
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It's the lighting. The Witcher was the same. Has that made-for-TV-movie sheen.

Still, the cast is nothing to sneeze at. It might be okay.
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I think it's the shallow depth of field that makes some of those shots look kind of DSLR-y. But I also think there are some striking images there. We'll see
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This is the one Zack pitched as a Star War right?
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I'll watch that. I can see what people are saying about it looking cheap, but I still think it has a chance to be pretty good.

I thought the lightsabers looked kinda cool. (Sorry, I mean "laser swords")
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epilogue wrote:This is the one Zack pitched as a Star War right?
Yes
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
epilogue wrote:This is the one Zack pitched as a Star War right?
Yes
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New Fincher film!
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OK, Netflix, give David Fincher money to make this but not to make Mindhunter season 3! You bastards! You fools!
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I hope they release the movie in theatres. They do that sometimes here.

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