The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[tommy]

my 15 year old son makes $15 an hour riding around in one of those covered carts picking up golf balls on a driving range at the local golf course.

does he know Wendy's is paying like $25/hr now?

Where? Around here fast food pays about $15 an hour and personally I'd rather be listening to music and driving a ball collector.

[Chris_H_2]

my 15 year old son makes $15 an hour riding around in one of those covered carts picking up golf balls on a driving range at the local golf course.

does he know Wendy's is paying like $25/hr now?

yeah, but i'd rather get free range balls than baconators

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[bodysnatcher]

I think it’s like $10 here

[Bammer]

The same person (calling from a number I don’t recognize, so I don’t pick up) has called my direct line about 6 times now today.

On the fifth one I picked up just to listen and see if it was a robo-call or something. Nope, it was a person … “Hello? Hello?” *click*

Bitch, I’m not calling you back if you don’t leave a message.

[spike]

What number are they calling?

[doug rr]

The same person (calling from a number I don’t recognize, so I don’t pick up) has called my direct line about 6 times now today.

On the fifth one I picked up just to listen and see if it was a robo-call or something. Nope, it was a person … “Hello? Hello?” *click*

Bitch, I’m not calling you back if you don’t leave a message.

ever since I went to china a few years ago I get a daily call or 2 masqueraded as a NYC number..I never answer but she leaves a 3 second voice mail that sounds like she's yelling at me in Chinese...

[Chris_H_2]

The same person (calling from a number I don’t recognize, so I don’t pick up) has called my direct line about 6 times now today.

On the fifth one I picked up just to listen and see if it was a robo-call or something. Nope, it was a person … “Hello? Hello?” *click*

Bitch, I’m not calling you back if you don’t leave a message.

ever since I went to china a few years ago I get a daily call or 2 masqueraded as a NYC number..I never answer but she leaves a 3 second voice mail that sounds like she's yelling at me in Chinese...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What is he yelling

[doug rr]

What is he yelling

OLE'...please listen to me!!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What is he yelling

OLE'...please listen to me!!

Poor guy.

[bodysnatcher]

Bammer did you ever give that blood money back to your coworker?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Oh yeah you can't leave us hanging on that one.

[Bammer]

Scroll back a few pages

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don't know how.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don't believe you even posted an update. Or you're just attempting to deceive us.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Also, glad to have you here this evening.

[wease]

Had three interviews no show yesterday and one so far this morning. WTF is wrong with people?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Do you guys have Yelp reviews?

[wease]

Not sure. Probably. Doesn’t everybody?