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Well you've failed the task, because these jabronis are doubled over.
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dad wrote:you guys should either hold your pee or poop or find another bathroom.

using the handicap stall is just wrong.

wrong, I say.
I was thinking more like a bathroom with only one sit down toilet, but using the handicap stall when all others are occupied ... hmmm.... that's quandary.

I do my damnedest to ensure no one is around when I poop, so this doesn't strike me as something I've dealt with.
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B wrote:
dad wrote:you guys should either hold your pee or poop or find another bathroom.

using the handicap stall is just wrong.

wrong, I say.
I was thinking more like a bathroom with only one sit down toilet, but using the handicap stall when all others are occupied ... hmmm.... that's quandary.

I do my damnedest to ensure no one is around when I poop, so this doesn't strike me as something I've dealt with.
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:what if the guy is getting a call in his car, he doesn't have hands-free, and he wants to pull into a Home Depot parking lot to take the call. Is he entitled to use the handicap spot (knowing that there's a chance that a person leaving the store could trip and fall and spill her bag of nails, light bulbs, and batteries and he may have to help them)?
what if his face was where his butt should be, and his butt was where his chest should be?
answer the question fellow able bodied
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:what if the guy is getting a call in his car, he doesn't have hands-free, and he wants to pull into a Home Depot parking lot to take the call. Is he entitled to use the handicap spot (knowing that there's a chance that a person leaving the store could trip and fall and spill her bag of nails, light bulbs, and batteries and he may have to help them)?
what if his face was where his butt should be, and his butt was where his chest should be?
answer the question fellow able bodied
why is this frail lady leaving the store carrying all those things? shouldn't home depot have an employee help her transport those items to her car?

what the hell, home depot...have some compassion.
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Don't even get me started on all those curbside delivery spots that have popped up.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Don't even get me started on all those curbside delivery spots that have popped up.
I second that
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:what if the guy is getting a call in his car, he doesn't have hands-free, and he wants to pull into a Home Depot parking lot to take the call. Is he entitled to use the handicap spot (knowing that there's a chance that a person leaving the store could trip and fall and spill her bag of nails, light bulbs, and batteries and he may have to help them)?
what if his face was where his butt should be, and his butt was where his chest should be?
answer the question fellow able bodied
why is this frail lady leaving the store carrying all those things? shouldn't home depot have an employee help her transport those items to her car?

what the hell, home depot...have some compassion.
oh wow. she's a lady and therefore (a) she's frail, and (b) doesn't belong in a home depot.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:what if the guy is getting a call in his car, he doesn't have hands-free, and he wants to pull into a Home Depot parking lot to take the call. Is he entitled to use the handicap spot (knowing that there's a chance that a person leaving the store could trip and fall and spill her bag of nails, light bulbs, and batteries and he may have to help them)?
what if his face was where his butt should be, and his butt was where his chest should be?
answer the question fellow able bodied
why is this frail lady leaving the store carrying all those things? shouldn't home depot have an employee help her transport those items to her car?

what the hell, home depot...have some compassion.
oh wow. she's a lady and therefore (a) she's frail, and (b) doesn't belong in a home depot.
that's just the opinion i've formed based on your hypothetical.

let's find a way to help her.
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Should we move on?
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can we please get someone from the unabled body community to cum spit some facts in our faces
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I could get a disabled placard based on my neck condition, but I don't because I can walk just fine.

My old boss had one because she broke her neck, but she didn't really need it. She used to brag about it, but I found it very distasteful.
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tree_ wrote:can we please get someone from the unabled body community to cum spit some facts in our faces
autocorrect FTW
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Coach wrote:
B wrote:
dad wrote:you guys should either hold your pee or poop or find another bathroom.

using the handicap stall is just wrong.

wrong, I say.
I was thinking more like a bathroom with only one sit down toilet, but using the handicap stall when all others are occupied ... hmmm.... that's quandary.

I do my damnedest to ensure no one is around when I poop, so this doesn't strike me as something I've dealt with.
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I can shit where I must, but I prefer to be alone in a clean restroom. I see no reason to alter my preference.
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it truly is one of the worst things to have a man shitting in a stall next to you while you are also shitting
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My local theater has a family restroom that is a single room with a locking door. You better believe it's the only bathroom I use when I'm there.
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i have a locking bathroom just down the hall here at work. it's nice
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Have you guys ever made eye contact with someone through one of those spaces between the stalls. So awkward.
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