The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Nice. Describe your farts.
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I don’t really know how. Just bad. Fortunately it was only a few.
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Maybe you could fart in a few jars and mail them to interested RMers.
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you sound interested, tommy.
he could mail them to you.
he could mail them to you.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I guess I'd take one. I hadn't really thought about it to be honest.
I assume that Coach will want one and probably 9up too.
I assume that Coach will want one and probably 9up too.
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I would never do that
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My farts the last 2 days have been volcanic (thanks to all my vegetables), but my poops have been pathetic. My poops must be forming to dust and I’m crapping out farts.
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my farts have been rank too though i think it might be the chickpeas.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Just ripped a loud fart and not a smell to be whiffed
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Good thing you didn't jar that one. That could have been really disappointing for somebody.
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I could never disappoint anybody
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you could if you tried.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Impossibledad wrote:you could if you tried.
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with that attitude, yeah...lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Impossibledad wrote:you could if you tried.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Correctdad wrote:with that attitude, yeah...lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Impossibledad wrote:you could if you tried.
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well, i hope you don't have to make a late-night doo doo tonight.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I just ate a piece of pizza so who knows
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going to be an interesting poop day tomorrow
leaving early, gonna be on a boat
wonder if i can crank enough coffee to shit before i leave the house
seems inevitable i will be shitting on a boat at some point
we shall see
leaving early, gonna be on a boat
wonder if i can crank enough coffee to shit before i leave the house
seems inevitable i will be shitting on a boat at some point
we shall see
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What are you planning to wear?
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what type of boat? hopefully, they'll have a bucket on board in case of emergencies.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity