RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor

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It’s definitely me
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How many bachelors are there on RM?
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Active posters. There isn't even 47 total regular posters.
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Anders there are 150+ members online right now what the heck are you talking about
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I'm thinking google search engine bots and stuff like that. Let's set a minimum criteria at ten posts a month (or 30 over three months). How many posters like that are there on RM?
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You must be completely disregarding the PJ subforums
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Regardless, I am in 1st place
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Who is your main competition?
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tommy, knee tunes and argo
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That is stiff competition. Tommy's got that charm thing going, not to forget his quick wit, Argo with his sharp mind and insight into the feminine mind and taste, and KT, well that's another league right there.
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Didn't think he was single.
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should not preclude the possibility of including some married RMers as well who might be in an open pansexual marriage or using their spouse as a beard to hide their rampant gay lifestyle
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s definitely me
Sorry, women like both their men and interior doors hung.
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Anders wrote:That is stiff competition. Tommy's got that charm thing going, not to forget his quick wit, Argo with his sharp mind and insight into the feminine mind and taste, and KT, well that's another league right there.
I have those three things in multitudes
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s definitely me
Sorry, women like both their men and interior doors hung.
I have plans to remedy this
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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96583UP wrote:should not preclude the possibility of including some married RMers as well who might be in an open pansexual marriage or using their spouse as a beard to hide their rampant gay lifestyle
Disqualified
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s definitely me
Sorry, women like both their men and interior doors hung.
I have plans to remedy this
gonna hang your dong on a door?
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:It’s definitely me
Sorry, women like both their men and interior doors hung.
I have plans to remedy this
gonna hang your dong on a door?
As a door knocker?
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