RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue August 22, 2023 2:21 pm

There is someone for everybody, fellas. One garl might want tom for his cat infested home and another prefer peeps for his cleanly shaved, shiny head. This isn't a competition, it's preference.

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue August 22, 2023 2:44 pm

The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post

We’re tied

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 22, 2023 2:53 pm

The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post

Yeah, you’re out.

Either Jorge or Peeps. Probably still Jorge. Dames love the greenbacks more than puppies.

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Tue August 22, 2023 2:56 pm

Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue August 22, 2023 2:58 pm

tommy wrote:Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?

gold digger no. 1 candidate

VinylGuy · Post by **VinylGuy** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:02 pm

The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post

you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:05 pm

VinylGuy wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA

yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue August 22, 2023 3:18 pm

tommy wrote:Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?

Yeah

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:24 pm

i am 69 damnit

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue August 22, 2023 3:29 pm

Peeps is the richest bachelor

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:31 pm

Peeps wrote:i am 69 damnit

nice?

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:33 pm

Now I'm worried that your dog is going to outlive you, peeps. Do you have a plan in place?

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:54 pm

dad wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.

Translucent skin and sunken eyes?

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:56 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?

that's it!

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue August 22, 2023 3:57 pm

dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?
that's it!

so erect

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 22, 2023 4:46 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?

AL

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 22, 2023 4:47 pm

Damn! Forgot about Snatch. Definitely top 3.

Jorge is still the clear winner.

Post by **Jorge** » Tue August 22, 2023 4:48 pm

I am not a bachelor

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 22, 2023 4:50 pm

Did you get married?!?

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 22, 2023 4:51 pm

Actually, looking at Oxford’s definition, Snatch is disqualified. And I believe peeps would be too.

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