Talk about your day thread

[dad]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

[tommy]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

[E.H. Ruddock]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

dad's life is spiraling out of control

[wease]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

dad's life is spiraling out of control

Oh shit

[doug rr]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

dad's life is spiraling out of control

all in a span of about 1 hour...crazy

[dad]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

[spike]

guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

Just… ugh, dude.

[dad]

guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

Just… ugh, dude.

get over yourself.

[tommy]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

[spike]

guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

Just… ugh, dude.

get over yourself.

What else have you quit on in life?

[dad]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

I'm sure she'd like that.

[dad]

guys, i was literally an extra. nobody complained.

except for chris and spike.

and now, tommy i guess.

Just… ugh, dude.

get over yourself.

What else have you quit on in life?

I'll take recommendations seeing as you've got it all figured out.

[tommy]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

I'm sure she'd like that.

I meant you and I. I'd probably divorce her and keep the house and the Lexus.

[dad]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

I'm sure she'd like that.

I meant you and I. I'd probably divorce her and keep the house and the Lexus.

you don't want to be my friend. i'd probably disappoint you.

[tommy]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

I'm sure she'd like that.

I meant you and I. I'd probably divorce her and keep the house and the Lexus.

you don't want to be my friend. i'd probably disappoint you.

Either way I want that Lexus

[dad]

We could have learned something good!

Why would you assume I was being negative?

i helped my neighbor with her car and brought up my one and only FF appearance, and those two things should at minimum cancel each other out.

Does your wife know how much time you're spending with your single neighbor?

if you want to spend time with my neighbor i'd be happy to pass along your contact info.

We could be best friends!

I'm sure she'd like that.

I meant you and I. I'd probably divorce her and keep the house and the Lexus.

you don't want to be my friend. i'd probably disappoint you.

Either way I want that Lexus

you could always take it and leave her a note saying you've left and you won't be back.

she'll understand.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

take it to the being vegan thread, pal.

[BurtReynolds]

Really disgusted by all these acts (or near acts) of altruism.

[dad]

Really disgusted by all these acts (or near acts) of altruism.

didn't realize you liked fantasy football too.