RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor

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wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oh yeah I thought about you the other day when I was pumping ass
I hope everyone does
What an exchange
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Stop rocking the boat, spike
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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a lot of masc ape energy in this thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stop rocking the car, wease
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Start f*cking my a**, wease
jesus, guys
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stop rocking the car, wease
Uh
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spike wrote:Image
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How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
Probably his personality
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Sounds like rudd wants to hump burt
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
Probably his personality
Or his flat-eartherism
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spike wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
Probably his personality
Green is such an ugly color on you, spike
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
You don’t think bogey and I are a better combo?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:How is Burt with his Corvette not number one in this?
Modern women (and men, but who cares about them) only care about comfort, not aesthetics. They'd rather wear sweatpants and sit in a spacious SUV than be seen in a classic work of art.
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You're the man, Burt.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You're the man, Burt.
I don't pretend to be a man of the people, senator. But I do try to be a man for the people.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You're the man, Burt.
I don't pretend to be a man of the people, senator. But I do try to be a man for the people.
I see
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have you heard about this thing where people get drugged at the bar and then robbed

be careful out there, bachelors
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96583UP wrote:have you heard about this thing where people get drugged at the bar and then robbed

be careful out there, bachelors
You strike me as doing the drugging and robbing
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