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[tommy]

Why is dad defending sex offenders?

someone has to stick up for you, tom.

I've never peed in public. Not even once.

you've never peed in a public restroom?

Don't try to confuse me

[Jorge]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller

It was dark

[doug rr]

I've pee'd many times in Central Park too

[dad]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller

It was dark

what color was your poop?

[Jorge]

Deep black. (I was very sick)

[epilogue]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller

It was dark

my nightmare

[E.H. Ruddock]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

Did this happen to you?

[dad]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

Did this happen to you?

heck nah. i would pee my pants instead.

[spike]

That’d be pointless if you were already caught. It definitely happened to him.

[spike]

Probably why he moved to Oklahoma.

[96583UP]

31 offenders within 5 miles

3 offenders within 2 miles. 1 is over the river. the two on my side of the river are both creepy old men that sexed females between age 12-15

what a disgusting world we live in

[tree_]

*City. Move to the country bro

[dad]

Probably why he moved to Oklahoma.

you're a real detective.

[Chris_H_2]

why does dad hate spike?

[doug rr]

why does dad hate spike?

fantasy football is tearing this place apart..go broncos

[E.H. Ruddock]

why does dad hate spike?

Why haven’t you given your opinion of the show Saturday night in the appropriate thread? Was it that bad?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Their beef goes back pretty far. Even before he took on the “dad” username

[Jorge]

Back when his username was Malice

[dad]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

[Bi_3]

Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.