Ask RM a Question

[Ello Sailor]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

They're testing you, father. Don't take the bait.

[96583UP]

why does dad hate spike?

fantasy football is tearing this place apart..go broncos

i just accepted a trade offer that will send Mahomes to my team

i might actually enjoy this season

[Jorge]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex life

[Ello Sailor]

Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.

Yeah man, using names is boomer as fuck.

Spoiler: show

[96583UP]

imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.

uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.

congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.

I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold it

You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!

on 49th or 50th?

I don't know... it was dark

btw, its Rockefeller

It was dark

you just shit on the sidewalk? did you have anything to wipe with?

[Jorge]

God gave me these hands for a reason

[Ello Sailor]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex life

Or COVID/verb. He's come a long way, really.

[dad]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex life

Or COVID/verb. He's come a long way, really.

that’s it. He misses verb…

poor guy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Where is verb?

[Chris_H_2]

Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.

[dad]

Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.

Helen…there’s a name I’ve not heard in years.

[96583UP]

God gave me these hands for a reason

oh my god

where did you wash your hands?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Probably up his ass lol

[Jorge]

I didn't really poop in Rockefeller Plaza

I just wanted to be a big-shot like Doug

[dad]

You pooped at the met.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up?

[Ello Sailor]

Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your ass

[spike]

why does dad hate spike?

yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.

I’m the one with an axe to grind.

That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex life

I am?

[Ello Sailor]

You totally are.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Spike, are you lonely?