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[tree_]

has everyone noticed that tree takes stand and will defend it to the ends of the earth but when enough people call him on it he always replies


yea well i was just joking

Conspicuous to say the least

[tree_]

And I'm not attracted to putting any sort of bodily excretions in my mouth. Even if it's my own sweat, no thanks. And you should be ashamed of the disgusting animal you are for "liking it".

i assume you and the wife see eye to eye on this, no?

keep her name out. your. mouth

wife?

you don't need to talk about her at all. imma slap you hard

how long have you been married? if that's not too personal that is.

7 years this weekend

first: congrats

second: you mean to tell us that you haven't had a good old fashioned blow job in at least 7 years?

Thanks. Actually never. Not my thing man. Why subjugate them to use their mouth when you can have the real thing? Also, never a butt. Unnecessary.

[Ello Sailor]

[tree_]

just joking, peeps. i get butts and heads all the time. heck i'm f'n a butt and face simultaneously right now! wooo awesome wooo

[Bi_3]

Do i even want to go back and read the last few pages?

[Chris_H_2]

Do i even want to go back and read the last few pages?

not unless you want to hear how waitresses make tree go down on them for him not addressing them by their full names.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Hey guys. Cool discussion

[spike]

the penis is essentially a clitoris that’s been pulled out of the body, so tree was right about it being the same as sucking dick.

[Ello Sailor]

[spike]

Do i even want to go back and read the last few pages?

tree has sex with his wife through a sheet with a small hole in it

[bart]

what in the hell

[tree_]

the penis is essentially a clitoris that’s been pulled out of the body, so tree was right about it being the same as sucking dick.

nailed it. thanks pal. finally someone with some sense

[spike]

the penis is essentially a clitoris that’s been pulled out of the body, so tree was right about it being the same as sucking dick.

nailed it. thanks pal. finally someone with some sense

Most of these guys can’t find it, so wouldn’t expect them to know.

[tommy]

Do i even want to go back and read the last few pages?

tree has sex with his wife through a sheet with a small hole in it

Whose side are you even on here?

[Ello Sailor]

Way to school us on sucking dick there, Spike.

[spike]

Do i even want to go back and read the last few pages?

tree has sex with his wife through a sheet with a small hole in it

Whose side are you even on here?

My side.

[spike]

See how confused this one is, tree?

Way to school us on sucking dick there, Spike.

[Ello Sailor]

How many dicks does your wife have?

[Ello Sailor]

(that you've found)

[spike]

How many dicks does your wife have?

Why you gotta get all creepy verb?