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[spike]

It’s amazing with all the shit that comes out of your mouth you’re scared to put a clit and labia in it

That’s fucking hilarious.

And true.

No one’s talking about rimjobs, guys.

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there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why

[E.H. Ruddock]

Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

[wease]

there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why

In high school? God, that’s awful

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there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why

In high school? God, that’s awful

then one of our friends who used to make the joke dated her for a while

she was real nice actually

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Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

young men say / do many stupid things

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

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Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

Even Gavin rosdale

if you think your dicks are so ugly just cut them off and send them to me

i will take good care of them

[spike]

Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

Even Gavin rosdale

wut

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i think he means that gavin rossdale has a beautiful penis

[E.H. Ruddock]

Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

Even Gavin rosdale

Well duh there are exceptions

[lennytheweedwhacker]

This thread used to be good.

[Higgs]

Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

young men say / do many stupid things

This is all relevant and true.

[Higgs]

Also, I am actively fighting against tipping culture here.

"Would you like to leave a gratuity for your server?"

"No thanks."

*paybill*

[Bi_3]

If you could live in a TV show for one week, which would it be?

[doug rr]

the Brady Bunch

[Higgs]

Peep Show.

I'd have a Coke, a tuna sandwich;
just mong out to some Snow Patrol.

[Ello Sailor]

Careful now, that crack is really moreish.

[tommy]

Yeah, be careful you don't accidentally run to Windsor