Poll: Who has the most beautiful penis?

Who has the most beautiful penis?

Gavin Rossdale
1
8%
Ross from Friends
0
No votes
Ross Dress for Less
0
No votes
Sigur Ros
0
No votes
PhatJ
2
17%
Travis Kelce (pre-AIDS)
0
No votes
Ross Perot
0
No votes
Larry from Three's Company
1
8%
Messi
1
8%
Grover
1
8%
Big Bird
0
No votes
Gwyneth Paltrow
0
No votes
Michael Dell
0
No votes
Albatross
0
No votes
Slo Crostic
0
No votes
Died on the Cross, Jesus did for your sins
0
No votes
David Cross
0
No votes
Boss Hog
0
No votes
Michael Jordan
0
No votes
Michelle Obama
0
No votes
Steve Albini
5
42%
Balki
0
No votes
Boom
0
No votes
Dave A
0
No votes
B
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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Who has the most beautiful penis?
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I'm down with Boom
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is Boom’s penis tan?
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Fine, I can edit the poll to add B as a choice

but I don’t think duchovny deserves to be added
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Teenis Albenis
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Mine does need tuned.
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Okay B
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wait, what happened to Gavin Rossdale's beautiful penis thread?!
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I think I got duped, but I really do have a nice, antique piano.
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9UP, when we take away your polling rights, this is why.
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B can't stand to see Albeanie thrive.
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Liberace had a nice one
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B wrote:9UP, when we take away your polling rights, this is why.
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Image

I mean, look at this beautiful man.
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Sir, that's a microphone.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Sir, that's a microphone.
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It's gotta be Messi
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Image

I mean, look at this beautiful man.
That's really not the way a penis should look.
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