“Here” me out? And you want to write for SNL?tragabigzanda wrote:Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this weekspike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
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Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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That tracks.wease wrote:“Here” me out? And you want to write for SNL?tragabigzanda wrote:Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this weekspike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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i pay a family friend who has a landscape co to do my lawn
he employs latinos
they do an excellent job
also do pavers
highly recommend
he employs latinos
they do an excellent job
also do pavers
highly recommend
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saves tons of time
then i just focus on hobby gardening and shrubbery
interests
then i just focus on hobby gardening and shrubbery
interests
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tragabigzanda wrote:Wow wease
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Well I got a refund for the shit lawn mowing, including the bullshit long grass fee he tacked on afterwards. I should’ve never gone through an app based company, the model is obviously flawed where these self employed landscapers can manipulate the system.
Current plan is to let it go, as he did mow down the thickest parts. Mower is supposed to be ready end of week…
Current plan is to let it go, as he did mow down the thickest parts. Mower is supposed to be ready end of week…
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lol you disgust medad wrote:eh, just let it go. by that i mean, just auto-draft your team and never make any changes during the season.
it'll be fine.
trust me.
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Yeah it’s a small rider, 30 inch deck. I don’t think I even have an acre to mow, but I do like to get it done weekly.oasisfan35 wrote:By "in the shop" I assume it's a rider, how many acres?spike wrote:It’d already been several weeks, and lots of it is thick. It’d be an absolute nightmare if I let it go too long.tragabigzanda wrote:Here me out Spike: You could just let it grow a little extra long this weekspike wrote:My mower is in the shop so I had to hire a service to come and do a mow. First off, the guy rescheduled both Wed and Thurs due to the heat, then comes out today and does the worst mowing job ever. Like, nevermind the patches he missed - he missed entire parts of the yard. So now it’s back to the drawing board as my mower is probably another week or two from being fixed.
I may just see if I can borrow a neighbor’s mower, pay them for gas, and do it myself. That’d be less work than trying to find someone who will do it again.
I'm trying to get at least once a week in this summer, with all the rain it has definitely been necessary.
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baby bunny in the garden today
tiny newborn
so small
just a baby
tiny newborn
so small
just a baby
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How’d it taste?
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don’t disrespecto the youths
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Time for my hometown's mum festival.


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A squirrel somehow got itself stuck in our bird feeder and we didn’t notice until it was too late. That was fun shaking a dead squirrel out of it first thing this morning
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wow. that's a first i have heard but makes sense and prb happens more often than we'd think
i am down to like 1 novelty squirrel that scurries along my fence, a far cry from the seemingly endless stream of 20-30 that used to run roughshod over everything
a couple seasons of trapping and relocation, and one neighbor finally clearing out a load of shit zone in the back of his yard (where they were likely nesting) likely to thank for it
walnut droppings will soon be upon us in full force, however
but i am optimistic squirrel levels will remain sane
we shall see
i am down to like 1 novelty squirrel that scurries along my fence, a far cry from the seemingly endless stream of 20-30 that used to run roughshod over everything
a couple seasons of trapping and relocation, and one neighbor finally clearing out a load of shit zone in the back of his yard (where they were likely nesting) likely to thank for it
walnut droppings will soon be upon us in full force, however
but i am optimistic squirrel levels will remain sane
we shall see
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I feel like a Karen filing a complaint with the BBB, but I’m desperate with my under warranty mower still being in the shop with no solid eta on parts. I’m tired of asking my neighbor if I can borrow his.
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what's your neighbor like?..is he a guy to have a drink with?spike wrote:I feel like a Karen filing a complaint with the BBB, but I’m desperate with my under warranty mower still being in the shop with no solid eta on parts. I’m tired of asking my neighbor if I can borrow his.
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Good guy. Hasn’t had a drink since surviving the widowmaker a decade ago.doug rr wrote:what's your neighbor like?..is he a guy to have a drink with?spike wrote:I feel like a Karen filing a complaint with the BBB, but I’m desperate with my under warranty mower still being in the shop with no solid eta on parts. I’m tired of asking my neighbor if I can borrow his.
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neighbor's walnut tree in full blown nut drop mode
squirrels have been congregating
i went over there with trashbags and cleaned up prob 200 of them
squirrels gonna be pissed at me
stop eating walnuts on my patio furniture and leaving that green coating stuff everywhere
squirrels have been congregating
i went over there with trashbags and cleaned up prob 200 of them
squirrels gonna be pissed at me
stop eating walnuts on my patio furniture and leaving that green coating stuff everywhere
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put in fertilizer spikes for all the roses and camellias
also gave the budding hydrangeas some water, looks like it might be a dry week
pollen is starting to pick up so i am an allegra junkie again
so glad spring is here
got a lot of sun today
drip line back on for the arborvitae and working well
new mulch in this past weekend
knock on wood it's all on track
also gave the budding hydrangeas some water, looks like it might be a dry week
pollen is starting to pick up so i am an allegra junkie again
so glad spring is here
got a lot of sun today
drip line back on for the arborvitae and working well
new mulch in this past weekend
knock on wood it's all on track
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