The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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had a huge shit mid-day was a girther

very satisfying

show me the girth certificate
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giant bean-based dump this morning

like rolls of plump firehose

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massive, girthy, satisfying one this morning.

feel like I reached the mountaintop.
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i got nothin'

really need to up my fiber intake.

dad, what are your typical sources?
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bodysnatcher wrote:i got nothin'

really need to up my fiber intake.

dad, what are your typical sources?
oats, beans, spinach, quinoa, fruit, water, coffee, movement
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yes

love it

feel my first brewing
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i support the girther movement
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Just took a poop so big it came out of my neighbor’s toilet
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Baller move.

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congrats!
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triple coiled brown snake this morning

gorgeous

salad, beans, and more beans yday
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96583UP wrote:triple coiled brown snake this morning

gorgeous

salad, beans, and more beans yday
Your bean intake seems to be very aggressive. Are you ripping farts constantly?
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:triple coiled brown snake this morning

gorgeous

salad, beans, and more beans yday
Your bean intake seems to be very aggressive. Are you ripping farts constantly?
no, surprisingly

only when i have the madras lentils

i think bc my metabolism has picked up

i used to more in the beginning

but now not as much
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Oh man, yeah those lentils are lethal.
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4-coiler this morning

taking snakery to new levels

like a boa constrictor awaiting it’s prey
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I wonder how trags poops are lately?
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My last couple of deposits have required very little wiping, so I'm grateful for that.
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Don’t recall eating spicy food this past weekend but my poops say otherwise. Poop never lies.
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Three stops today already. Hoping that’s it for a bit.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Don’t recall eating spicy food this past weekend but my poops say otherwise. Poop never lies.
I wonder if it was a hidden ingredient in something you ate....
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