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all of your poops are in my thoughts today
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they are in my thoughts as well
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hadn't pooped since friday morning. i also had to go into the office today, which threw me off, and extended things...until after i got home from a school open house this evening.

a significant one, but my stomach is upset, and i know there's more in there.

hoping to get back on track tomorrow.
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Pushed out what felt like a big one this morning. Little wiping and I didn't smell anything, but my sense of smell is lacking right now. Felt good though I give it an A-
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out what felt like a big one this morning. Little wiping and I didn't smell anything, but my sense of smell is lacking right now. Felt good though I give it an A-
covid or brovid?
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out what felt like a big one this morning. Little wiping and I didn't smell anything, but my sense of smell is lacking right now. Felt good though I give it an A-
covid or brovid?
idk bro i tested negative on the pcr but it seems like covid guy
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Two (on the smaller side) deposits today, one in the AM and one just now. Neither required much wiping. Happy.
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felt a little backed up late yday

better today

think i didnt have enough coffee

i have caffeine needs big time now

min 3 cups or my body is off

prob not good
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bodysnatcher wrote:Don’t recall eating spicy food this past weekend but my poops say otherwise. Poop never lies.
I remember what caused this.

I got drunk Saturday and didn’t have anything to eat at home. So I put a bunch of hot sauce on a tortilla, rolled it up and ate it.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Don’t recall eating spicy food this past weekend but my poops say otherwise. Poop never lies.
I remember what caused this.

I got drunk Saturday and didn’t have anything to eat at home. So I put a bunch of hot sauce on a tortilla, rolled it up and ate it.
That’ll do it.
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wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Don’t recall eating spicy food this past weekend but my poops say otherwise. Poop never lies.
I remember what caused this.

I got drunk Saturday and didn’t have anything to eat at home. So I put a bunch of hot sauce on a tortilla, rolled it up and ate it.
That’ll do it.
yep, makes sense
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started doing situps and it knocked loose yday’s popcorn binge-fest

fortunately was right next to a bathroom

dropped the payload
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I only had to wipe four times this morning!
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3 poops within the first 90 mins awake today

I knew after the first there was more to come

when that 3rd one dropped I was like ‘that was the one’

fully purged

ready to greet the day

thank you, coffee
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So backed up :gomez:
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96583UP wrote:3 poops within the first 90 mins awake today

I knew after the first there was more to come

when that 3rd one dropped I was like ‘that was the one’

fully purged

ready to greet the day

thank you, coffee
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3 this morning for me too but a tad bit on the loose/wet side. Required much wiping.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:So backed up :gomez:
because i seem to have issues with not going on the weekend, i'm looking into to taking magnesium at night. might test it out tomorrow night to see if i get any results Saturday morning.

not saying this is the answer for you, but with all your ups and downs i wonder if it might be something to consider.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:So backed up :gomez:
because i seem to have issues with not going on the weekend, i'm looking into to taking magnesium at night. might test it out tomorrow night to see if i get any results Saturday morning.

not saying this is the answer for you, but with all your ups and downs i wonder if it might be something to consider.
Do you take the pill? I think being sick last week and just in general being off a normal eating schedule got me, though I have been taking my probiotic regularly.
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