The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:So backed up :gomez:
because i seem to have issues with not going on the weekend, i'm looking into to taking magnesium at night. might test it out tomorrow night to see if i get any results Saturday morning.

not saying this is the answer for you, but with all your ups and downs i wonder if it might be something to consider.
Do you take the pill? I think being sick last week and just in general being off a normal eating schedule got me, though I have been taking my probiotic regularly.
I've never taken it, but when I do it will be in pill form.

you've got a valid point there about being sick. that'll throw things off.
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96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Remember that the poo experts say that consistency is more important than frequency.
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96583UP wrote:3 poops within the first 90 mins awake today

I knew after the first there was more to come

when that 3rd one dropped I was like ‘that was the one’

fully purged

ready to greet the day

thank you, coffee
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:So backed up :gomez:
because i seem to have issues with not going on the weekend, i'm looking into to taking magnesium at night. might test it out tomorrow night to see if i get any results Saturday morning.

not saying this is the answer for you, but with all your ups and downs i wonder if it might be something to consider.
Do you take the pill? I think being sick last week and just in general being off a normal eating schedule got me, though I have been taking my probiotic regularly.
I've never taken it, but when I do it will be in pill form.

you've got a valid point there about being sick. that'll throw things off.
Let’s get our guts f*ckin moving. I’m about to eat lunch so interested to see what the afternoon brings
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Half a snickers bar is all I got out today. Praying for better results tomorrow.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Half a snickers bar is all I got out today. Praying for better results tomorrow.
you got this.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Whew
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ground chorizo tacos last night

came out this morning looking how they went in
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gonna need a bidet today
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:So backed up :gomez:
because i seem to have issues with not going on the weekend, i'm looking into to taking magnesium at night. might test it out tomorrow night to see if i get any results Saturday morning.

not saying this is the answer for you, but with all your ups and downs i wonder if it might be something to consider.
Do you take the pill? I think being sick last week and just in general being off a normal eating schedule got me, though I have been taking my probiotic regularly.
I've never taken it, but when I do it will be in pill form.

you've got a valid point there about being sick. that'll throw things off.
My dad had to take magnesium after his cancer treatment and it gave him lots of diarrhea
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what’s your guys’ strategy for splashback cleanup?

following this morning’s chorizo volcano event, i just experimented with a new format

wet wipes on both hands, bent over cleanup motion begins in sync top down from the top of the cheeks through the death star trench and out to alderaaan

no chance of overlap contamination
comprehensive coverage
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now there's a visual
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Massive, lengthy dump of various shapes and sizes. Decent amount of wiping, but it was worth it.
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I came really close to shitting my pants today. Moments to spare. What a rush.
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God I hate that
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I had to shit at a cabin porta potty today after watching the 8 people in the cabin next to us run a train on it all morning.

Not the finest dump of my life.
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Hahahahaha
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Let's all pray for this individual today.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/delta-fl ... 27583.html

Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
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poor guy.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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the video is crazy

all up and down the plane carpet and looks like some even on the seats
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