Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)

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Immaculate Grip made me laugh. Like "baby your pussy has immaculate grip" or something? I could see Prince saying that to Apollonia lol. He'd look all serious and shit. Thanks I needed this.
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Yes! "Grip" referring to vaginal tightness on the penis has become a popular term in recent years. You guys should get into GripTok.
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ah!
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Jorge wrote:"Nothing as it Semen"
That’s terrible
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I agree and that is why it's good
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Jorge wrote:Yes! "Grip" referring to vaginal tightness on the penis has become a popular term in recent years. You guys should get into GripTok.
Recent years?

And, no, literally no one should "get into" GripTok.
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Jorge wrote:Yes! "Grip" referring to vaginal tightness on the penis has become a popular term in recent years. You guys should get into GripTok.
That’s all well and hood but it also means your (attempt at a) sex thread is not very inclusive.
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epilogue wrote:
Jorge wrote:Yes! "Grip" referring to vaginal tightness on the penis has become a popular term in recent years. You guys should get into GripTok.
Recent years?

And, no, literally no one should "get into" GripTok.
Well it got real popular around 2020. The meme version of it, anyway https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gorilla-grip-grip-slang
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Bammer wrote:
Jorge wrote:Yes! "Grip" referring to vaginal tightness on the penis has become a popular term in recent years. You guys should get into GripTok.
That’s all well and hood but it also means your (attempt at a) sex thread is not very inclusive.
Butts have grip too, guy

And anyway it seems the people have spoken and my cool sex thread has come out victorious
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Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
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lol at griptok. That used to be a pop socket brand but now i see it’s something else
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Jorge wrote:Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
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Jorge wrote:Butts have grip too, guy
:lol:
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