Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)

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wease wrote:
Jorge wrote:Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
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Nice! Love that for you!
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Nutting as it Creams
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This thread is not sexy
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How's yer butt grip going, Spike?
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this thread def sucks

it is nothing like the mature attempted intellectual sexual discussion that Jorge was attempting to cultivate in here

so he could pull these stories up on one browser

and the RM Photo album thread in another browser

and start chatting about them in here

and engage with responses

while he masturbates
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Sex!
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wait wait wait wait wait

wait a minute

wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute

i just realized

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

back up the bus

back it up

back it

beep beep beep <backing up hand motion>

when he is saying 'sex' all this time

HAS HE BEEN REFERRING TO THE NUMBER 'SIX' IN LATIN

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

we got this one SO wrong, Jorge

apologies

LOLOLOLOL

we are such CUNTS we are such idiots

look at us in here

stumbling over dumb sexual references and jokes like liquor drunks in an alleyway at 4:30am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we will look back at ourselves on this and laugh hard one day

and that day for me is today

but will take some time for others to appreciate

because they are too busy posting in better threads and won't read this
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No I mean sex! Sexual intercourse! I love it!
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My #1 sex soundtrack:

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OK fine I approve of that album cover

this thread may proceed

just please

more stuff like the above

and not stupid aging white guy sex stories

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I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
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And with frequent interruptions by my family
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i don't care

i just keep staring at the swimsuit chick's breasts

picturing them without the white cloth on top
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Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Will there be a yearly ranking?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Will there be a yearly ranking?
be careful in here Burt

his penis is likely out
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burt would look handsome with a mushroom stamp
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Will there be a yearly ranking?
Maybe. How would this work
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Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Will there be a yearly ranking?
Maybe. How would this work
don't

fall

for

his trap, Burt

his penis is out right now

he just wants you to talk to him about this while he strokes it
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