The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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on the off chance you know this person, please invite him/her/they into the poop thread. we are here for you. we love you. we support you. we know things can happen. this is a safe place.
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had a monster dump late yday
knew a big boi was brewing
and it finally released
was a top-10 dump
knew a big boi was brewing
and it finally released
was a top-10 dump
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lolCoach wrote:Let's all pray for this individual today.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/delta-fl ... 27583.html
Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
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Great way to start the day.....I dumped out early this AM and it was nice, long and clean. Only required a few wipes.
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Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
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nice work, coach!Coach wrote:Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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nice work, lenny!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Thanks!dad wrote:nice work, coach!Coach wrote:Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
Just experienced a rare third dump out at work. Nice big long log but a little wet so a lot of wiping required.
Still, I feel super unbloated, my pants are fitting loose and I wonder if I lost a little water weight, too?
I was at 159 this AM, which is a little high for me....mmmm, I wonder if I will come in around 158 or 157 tomorrow?
But, it's Friday night...
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who do you like better? Lenny or me?dad wrote:nice work, lenny!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
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yes.Coach wrote:who do you like better? Lenny or me?dad wrote:nice work, lenny!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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okaaaaydad wrote:yes.Coach wrote:who do you like better? Lenny or me?dad wrote:nice work, lenny!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
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Wow
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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i can't believe coach tried to make me choose a pooper.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I ask the hard hitting questions when you least expect it.
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I've settled down for the day, I think.
Just three nice deposits all in the morning.
Headed over to the pee thread. I have an exciting afternoon update.
Just three nice deposits all in the morning.
Headed over to the pee thread. I have an exciting afternoon update.
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I ate one of my homegrown jalapeños with my potatoes this morning for breakfast and it is absolutely scorching my bunghole with its departure.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Haven't pooped since this.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.
Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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calientewease wrote:I ate one of my homegrown jalapeños with my potatoes this morning for breakfast and it is absolutely scorching my bunghole with its departure.
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Took some stool softener last night and dropped a big ol’ log this morning, plus a few kit-kat bars. I’m not sure if it was attached to the end of the big log, but there was also a weird shaped dookie that looked like if you took play dough and molded to a round shape, then smushed a little. Oddly very little smell to this one also
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait