The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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on the off chance you know this person, please invite him/her/they into the poop thread. we are here for you. we love you. we support you. we know things can happen. this is a safe place.
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had a monster dump late yday

knew a big boi was brewing

and it finally released

was a top-10 dump
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Coach wrote:Let's all pray for this individual today.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/delta-fl ... 27583.html

Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
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Great way to start the day.....I dumped out early this AM and it was nice, long and clean. Only required a few wipes.
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Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
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Coach wrote:Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
nice work, coach!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
nice work, lenny!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:Two nice dumps this morning. Not a ton of wiping required.
nice work, coach!
Thanks!

Just experienced a rare third dump out at work. Nice big long log but a little wet so a lot of wiping required.

Still, I feel super unbloated, my pants are fitting loose and I wonder if I lost a little water weight, too?

I was at 159 this AM, which is a little high for me....mmmm, I wonder if I will come in around 158 or 157 tomorrow?

But, it's Friday night...
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
nice work, lenny!
who do you like better? Lenny or me?
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Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
nice work, lenny!
who do you like better? Lenny or me?
yes.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
nice work, lenny!
who do you like better? Lenny or me?
yes.
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Wow
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i can't believe coach tried to make me choose a pooper.
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I ask the hard hitting questions when you least expect it.
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I've settled down for the day, I think.

Just three nice deposits all in the morning.

Headed over to the pee thread. I have an exciting afternoon update.
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I ate one of my homegrown jalapeños with my potatoes this morning for breakfast and it is absolutely scorching my bunghole with its departure.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Toilet stopping up cow-pie just now. Had to take the plunger outside and spray down.

Caught me by surprise since my poo pops have been solid this week other than Wednesday and Thursday. Minimal wiping at least
Haven't pooped since this.
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wease wrote:I ate one of my homegrown jalapeños with my potatoes this morning for breakfast and it is absolutely scorching my bunghole with its departure.
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Took some stool softener last night and dropped a big ol’ log this morning, plus a few kit-kat bars. I’m not sure if it was attached to the end of the big log, but there was also a weird shaped dookie that looked like if you took play dough and molded to a round shape, then smushed a little. Oddly very little smell to this one also
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