Artificial Intelligence

The singularity is here

The singularity is here
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AI does and will continue to provide warmly welcomed conveniences
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It is going to ruin everything
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Vote for AI Bill Clinton 2024
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not with AI Monica Lewinsky with her mouth all over his AI cock
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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yeah man, crazy times ahead
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It called Sky News Australia a "great news outlet" so it can't be that smart.
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bloody hell, crikey, mate!
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"If you wanted to harm people, you'd use a nuclear bomb."

What kind of dumbass sophistry is that?
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I mean, all we have to do if AI gets too powerful is turn off the internet. Duh.
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There you have it folks, Ruddo has now solved the problem the world's smartest people have been struggling with for decades.
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tragabigzanda wrote:i mean i knew this was coming but I didn't realize it was THAT close. The little facial movements are what really get me.
The brow action is crazy.

Also, that founder telling it to shut up is the attitude that will lead to AI eventually turning against us.
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tragabigzanda wrote:i mean i knew this was coming but I didn't realize it was THAT close. The little facial movements are what really get me.
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tree_ wrote:There you have it folks, Ruddo has now solved the problem the world's smartest people have been struggling with for decades.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I mean, all we have to do if AI gets too powerful is turn off the internet. Duh.
Both robots and social media influencers start dropping dead like flies. Win win!
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Just saw an article about the AI possibility of Madden and Summerall calling future NFL games. Change that to Al Michaels and, holy shit, I’d choose that for every game for the rest of my life.
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daft twat wrote:Just saw an article about the AI possibility of Madden and Summerall calling future NFL games. Change that to Al Michaels and, holy shit, I’d choose that for every game for the rest of my life.
Michaels over Summerall? Come on now.
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